FUCK WITH THE BULL YOUR GOING TO GET THE HORN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

TravelinsAuntPat 50F
237 posts
8/15/2006 11:05 pm

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8/19/2006 8:09 pm

FUCK WITH THE BULL YOUR GOING TO GET THE HORN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




AWE THE DAWG DAYS OF SUMMER ARE OVER. THE 17 YEAR OLD WHICH MANY OF YOU KNOW IS MY LAST ONE AT HOME, IS NOW TUCKED SAFELY BACK INTO HIGH SCHOOL. WHAT THAT MEANS FOR ME. I DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE PHONE RING ALL DAY, I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SOMEONE SAYING "I AM HUNGARY, I AM BORED, I WANNA GO HERE, I WANNA GO THERE"....

AFTER THIS PAST WEEKEND'S EPISODE (OF WHICH I DO FEEL INCLINED TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS)
I DON'T THINK LITTLE MISS 17 YEAR OLD SMARTY BRITCHES WILL TRY TO CROSS OVER HER STEP MOTHER'S ABILITY TO USE HER GOD GIVEN GIFT OF HAVING EYE'S IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD. YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE GUT FEELING WE ALL GET WHEN SOMETHING IS GOING ON BUT YOU JUST CAN'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT. I CALL MINE A GIFT OF DISCERNMENT. GOD'S VOICE TELLING ME HEY THIS HERE IS WHAT THE REAL DEAL IS AND YOU NEED TO CHECK INTO IT.

WELL LITTLE MISS 17 YEAR OLD SMARTY BRITCHES WENT OUT WITH THIS NEW BOY THAT SHE MET THROUGH HER HALF BROTHER. THE HALF BROTHER IS NO BLOOD RELATION TO ME OR MY SPOUSE. IT IS HER REAL MOM'S FIRST BORN SATANIC CHILD. HE IS A SATANIST. SO I KINDA FIGURED WHERE THERE IS SMOKE THERE IS FIRE AND BOY WAS I RIGHT ON THE MONEY. YUTS BOY HAD COME TO OUR HOUSE A WEEK PRIOR AND MET US AND HUNG OUT. SO HE KNEW THE RULES.

SHE LEFT OUT AT 8:00 P.M. SHE HAS A MIDNIGHT CURFEW. SHE CALLED ME AT 10:00 PM TO TELL ME SHE WAS GOING TO BE A FEW MINUTES LATE. I TOLD HER THAT WAS OK BECAUSE I WAS AT MY BROTHER'S HOUSE SWIMMING AND I MAYBE A FEW MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT GETTING HOME MYSELF.

MY HUSBAND WAS AT A CONFERENCE AND WAS ALSO EXPECTED TO BE AT HOME AROUND MIDNIGHT. SO I FIGURED IT WOULD NOT HURT TO LET HER STAY OUT AN EXTRA 30 MINUTES.....

WELL SHE TOOK THAT EXTRA 30 MINUTES AND STRETCHED IT INTO 2 HOURS. SHE DID NOT SHOW UP UNTIL 2:00 A.M. WELL INSTEAD OF BRINGING HER UP TO THE DRIVEWAY LIKE A DECENT YOUNG MAN. DUMB ASS YUTS BOY KNOWING HER FATHER HAD CALLED HER 3 TIMES YELLING AT HER AND THAT BIG DADDY WAS PISSED OFF.

YUTS BOY WAS TOO SCARED TO FACE BIG DADDY LIKE A LITTLE MAN. SO YUTS BOY GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA TO HAVE HIS FRIEND WHO WAS DRIVING THEM, DROP 17 YEAR OLD MISS SMARTY BRITCHES OFF DOWN THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE. THEY DROPPED HER OFF IN THE INTERSECTION THAT LEADS UP INTO OUR COURTYARD AND SHE GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND STARTS TO WALK UP TO OUR HOUSE. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!

WELL, WHAT DUMB ASS YUTS BOY DID NOT REALIZE WAS BIG DADDY WAS SITTING OUT IN THE FRONT YARD WAITING AND HAD HIS 4X4 TRUCK KEYS IN HIS HAND. WHEN BIG DADDY SAW WHAT WAS TAKING PLACE IN THE INTERSECTION HE JUMPED UP IN HIS BOXER SHORTS, NO SHIRT AND NO SHOES REDNECK GLORY, LEAPT OVER ME AND THE CHAIR I WAS SITTING IN. THEN HE BOUND OVER THE ROCK GARDEN THAT HAS 4 FOOT CANNA'S GROWING IN IT NEVER TOUCHING A PLANT. WAS DUKES OF HAZZARD ENTRANCED INTO HIS HUGE ASS PICK UP AND HEADED OUT OF OUR LITTLE CUL-DE-SAC IN 3 SECONDS FLAT. I DON'T THINK NASCAR CHANGES TIRES THAT FAST.

HE WAS AROUND THE CORNER AND DOWN THE STREET BEFORE I COULD SAY "DID I JUST SEE WHAT I SAW"???

WELL STEP MOMMA THAT BEING ME LOL HAS FRIENDS ON THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. I HAD ALREADY CALLED IN ONE OF OUR SMALL TOWN COP BUDDIES WHO HAPPENED TO BE STRATICALLY LOCATED AROUND THE CORNER FROM OUR HOUSE. I HAD CALLED HIM AT 1:00 A.M. TELLING HIM THAT I FELT THERE WAS EITHER UNDERAGE DRINKING GOING ON OR DRUGS... SO HE WAS SITTING IN WAIT TO PULL THE YUTS BOY AND HIS FRIEND OVER ONCE THEY HAD LEFT OUR HOUSE JUST TO RUN A CHECK ON THE KID SO I COULD FIND OUT IF MY GUT INSTINCT WAS TRUE.... OH BOY WAS IT EVER TRUE...... I COULD JUST FEEL IT IN MY BONES AND I AM SO GLAD I FOLLOWED THROUGH IN TAKING ACTION TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HIDDEN FACTS ABOUT YUTS BOY REALLY ARE.....

ONE THING I ALWAYS TOLD MY KIDS IS "IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH DRUGS I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO TURN YOU INTO THE COPS. I DON'T WANT IT AROUND I HAVE A ZERO TOLERANCE FOR IT." WELL MY HUSBAND RAN THE KID OFF THE ROAD. ACTUALLY IT WAS YUTS BOY'S FRIEND WHO WAS DRIVING. HE RAN THE KID OF THE ROAD INTO A FIELD AND THE MY COP FRIEND PULLED UP BEHIND.

AFTER BID DADDY CHEWED THE TWO YUTS BOYS OUT FOR NOT BEING MAN ENOUGH TO FACE BIG DADDY AND TAKE THEIR MEDICINE FOR KEEPING HIS DAUGHTER OUT SO LATE AND FOR ALSO DROPPING HER OFF LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH ON THE CORNER. NOT TO MENTION DISRESPECTING HER AND BIG DADDY IN THAT FASHION , MY COP FRIEND STEPPED IN.

COP BUDDY RAN BOTH OF THE BOYS DRIVER'S LICENSE NUMBERS AND THE FRIEND DRIVER WAS CLEAR NO PROBLEM. BUTTTTTTTT JUST AS I HAD THOUGHT YUTS BOY HAD 3 WARRANTS OUT FOR HIS ARREST. NON-BONDABLE WARRANTS THAT IS MEANING HE GETS TO SIT HIS ASS IN JAIL NO BOND.

1. FOR 2 OUNCES OF MJ ON SCHOOL CAMPUS

2. ONE FOR TRESPASSING

3. UNLAWFUL CARRYING OF A WEAPON

WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY CONFIRMED THE WARRANTS ON YUTS BOY AND HE WAS ARRESTED. THEY SEARCHED THE CAR AND FOUND ANOTHER 2 OUNCES OF MARY JANE UNDER THE SEAT OF YUTS BOY. SO NOW HE HAS 4 CHARGES.

SO WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY YOU MIGHT ASK. THE FIRST NIGHT WE MET YUTS BOY WAS ONE WEEK PRIOR TO ALL OF THIS HAPPENING. MY HUBBY WAS VERY CLEAR ON ALL ISSUES OF DRUGS, RESPECT AND CURFEW AND HE WAS VERY CLEAR THAT IF YOU DID NOT RESPECT THOSE ISSUES THEN YOU WOULD REAP THE WHIRLWIND. I HATE TO DEAL WITH BIG DADDY WHEN THE WHIRLWIND STARTS BLOWING CAUSE HE IS, WELL HE IS BIG DADDY !!!!!!!!!!!

I PREFER TO USE THE OLD ADAGE " IF YOU FUCK WITH THE BULL YOUR GOING TO GET THE HORN "

IN OTHER WORDS DON'T MESS WITH AUNTIE PAT AND HER GUT FEELING OR BIG DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL. SEE BIG DADDY IS 6'5' 240 POUNDS WITH A BOOMING VOICE. MUHAAAAAA. POOR LITTLE YUTS BOY WAS MAYBE 5'3" LOL. I CAN REPORT THAT THE FRIEND DRIVER PEED HIS PANTS WHEN BIG DADDY RAN HIM OFF THE ROAD. AS BIG DADDY PULLED UP BESIDE HIM WITH THE WINDOW ROLLED DOWN AND SAID "IF YOU MOVE THAT CAR ONE INCH I WILL TURN IT INTO AN ACCORDIAN" AND HE MEANT IT.

ALSO WHERE THERE IS "SMOKE" THERE IS FIRE!!!! GET IT MARY JANE SMOKE... OK FORGIVE ME I JUST COULD NOT RESIST THAT.

SO HERE IT IS LATE TUESDAY NIGHT AND YUTS BOY IS STILL SITTING IN THE LOCAL POKIE AND WILL BE TRANSFERRED OUT TO THE COUNTY JAIL. IT SEEMS AS THOUGH HE WILL BE SERVING A PRETTY LONG SENTENCE CONSIDERING THE MAGNITUDE OF HIS CRIMES.

SO THE DAWG DAYS OF SUMMER HAVE COME TO THE END. YUTS BOY IS OUT OF THE PICTURE AND PEACE AND QUIET HAS BEEN RESTORED TO THE HOUSE... FOR NOW!!!

IF YOU HAVE TEENAGERS THEN YOU KNOW WHY I SAY FOR
NOW!!!!!!!!

LOVE,
AUNTIE PAT

I don't know who ever said it but they were darn right.

Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.........


rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/16/2006 12:35 am

Go Big daddy !!!!!!! And never mess with a momma . Great post.

Donna
Someday is today.


TrueTxGtlman 53M

8/16/2006 8:09 am

Having a couple of teens myself I know the world of hell you are going through. I face the fear of sex and drugs. All I know is that I told them if anything happened with drugs they better hope the police catch them first because the wrath I will bring will be a lot worse. Congrats of your gut.

*ttg*


kyplowboy22 61M

8/16/2006 5:28 pm

I kinda miss those days now and then...NOT! Mined turned 30 taday)

kpb


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
8/16/2006 6:06 pm

You KNOW that I pictured it all as I read it. Even down to the cannas. ROFLMAO.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

8/16/2006 8:30 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    You KNOW that I pictured it all as I read it. Even down to the cannas. ROFLMAO.
LOL WELL IT HELPS SINCE YOU WERE HERE AND KNOW THE LAYOUT BUT GURL LET ME TELL YA IT WAS WILDDDDDDDDDDD... GO BIG DADDY!!!!!!!!


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

8/16/2006 8:33 pm

    Quoting rm_aboutme66:
    Go Big daddy !!!!!!! And never mess with a momma . Great post.
THANK YOU FOR THE CUDOS. WE HAVE 3 CHILDREN. THE OLDEST IS MY BIOLOGICAL WHO IS 21. THEN THERE IS THE 18 YEAR STEP DAUGHTER WHO WAS DRILL TEAM FOO FOO MISS I AM SO GREAT ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS. WELL AND THEN THERE IS LITTLE MISS SMARTY BRITCHES WHO FOR SOME STUPID REASON THINKS THAT WE ARE DUMB AS DIRT. THAT WE NEVER TRIED TO BE SNEAKY OR THAT WE DON'T HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER.

ALLS I KNOW IS SHE WILL THINK TWICE NOW. LOL..... GOT BOND???


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

8/16/2006 8:36 pm

    Quoting TrueTxGtlman:
    Having a couple of teens myself I know the world of hell you are going through. I face the fear of sex and drugs. All I know is that I told them if anything happened with drugs they better hope the police catch them first because the wrath I will bring will be a lot worse. Congrats of your gut.

    *ttg*

SO YOU KNOW MY STRESS LEVEL. WELL NOW THAT WE HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO ONE LIVING IN THE HOUSE WE CAN GANG UP ON HER INSTEAD OF IT BEING THE OTHER WAY AROUND LOL.

ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCT......... AND I AGREE I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO TURN THEM INTO THE COPS..... AFTER I BEAT THEM TO DEATH LOL...

LOVE,
AUNTIE PAT


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

8/16/2006 8:39 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    I kinda miss those days now and then...NOT! Mined turned 30 taday)

    kpb
RUB IT IN WOULD YOU....... I WILL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BRAG, I WILL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BRAG,,,, I WILL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BRAG LOL

KISS'
AUNTIE PAT


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

8/19/2006 8:09 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    That was really something! Go Big Daddy! Hell yea! And Kudos to you as well! I liked your well written post here!
    ~spunky
Thank you for doing that. Just another reminder to follow your gut instinct.... That little voice inside is there for a reason.

Love,
Auntie Pat


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