Chinese Doctor  

TravelinsAuntPat 50F
237 posts
6/26/2006 10:15 pm

Last Read:
7/27/2006 1:05 am

Chinese Doctor



While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom
all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in
two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad
news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry ! Wait two weeks. Faw off by
itself! You save money."



TTigerAtty 62M

6/27/2006 2:36 pm

"After faw off by itself, get penile twanspwant! Can get whatever size you want! Vely nice! Can get hard whenever you likie! Never have to wowwy about Mongolian VD again! You come back to me, OK, for opelation?!"


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

6/27/2006 11:44 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    "After faw off by itself, get penile twanspwant! Can get whatever size you want! Vely nice! Can get hard whenever you likie! Never have to wowwy about Mongolian VD again! You come back to me, OK, for opelation?!"
I have always said it would not be a good thing for me to have a husband with a penile implant because if he pissed me off I would pump it up until it exploded and then he would be right back where he started off dickless LOLLLLLLLLLLL.....

Hope your having a great week Tiger you know your still my man....
Love,
Auntie Pat


kyplowboy22 61M

7/2/2006 7:45 am

Good one, Pat. rofl. Later

kpb


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
7/14/2006 6:18 pm

Okay, time to post again...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
7/25/2006 12:37 am

yup time to post i agree with wahine... u know u wanna .....(huggs)

Its good to be...ME


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