Never Get a Dog When You Are Hungry  

TragicallySane 53M
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9/8/2006 5:19 pm

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9/14/2006 5:02 pm

Never Get a Dog When You Are Hungry


So I am driving down the road to find some food, my stomach growling its incessant dissatisfaction over missing breakfast and lunch and happen to pass by the dog pound. A sudden urge to rescue an abandoned animal fills me and I make a quick U turn and pull in. I wander through the rows of cages, the protests of my stomach over this insipid detour drowned out by the raucous barking and yapping. I finally pick one out, fill out the paperwork and get him in the car. He shys from me when my stomach once again rumbles in fury. I get him home, assure him my tummy isn't some loose beast and get to the business of picking a name. So far, I've come up with "Chow Mein" and "Stir Fry".

I better get some food.

rm_tysonbaby67 49F

9/8/2006 6:02 pm

Too cute!!! How noble of you to hit the pound and adopt a new friend!


TragicallySane 53M

9/8/2006 9:59 pm

Daaaammmmnnnnn.......can I adopt you???????


rm_tysonbaby67 49F

9/9/2006 12:29 pm

Just tell me where to send the papers! Oh, I'm fully house-trained, like to go for longs walks (not too keen on the leash...yet) and require lots of TLC! And if you rub my belly, I'll roll over and let you "pet" me....


TragicallySane 53M

9/14/2006 5:02 pm

I am pretty sure that at this very moment I have officially fallen completely in lust with you!!! LOL


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