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I was on another site and noticed that quite a few people posted a multitude of blogs every day. I've never had that much to say so I wondered what such a blog would look like. This is what I imagine they look like.
8:25 am Made it to work Project is due today. Better get started.
8:40 am The phone rang. It was the wrong number. The ring has a nice tone though.
8:53 am My secretary dropped some papers on my desk. Said they were important. Threw them in the trash. I’ll claim I never got them. I don’t know how she keeps her job. HAHA
9:17 am I made a chicken out of paper clips. It looks funny. I laughed. BAWK BAWK. ROFLMAO
9:30 am Whew! Break time!
10:12 am Back from break. What should I have for lunch?
11:30 am Every get mesmerized by your thumbs twiddling? I seem to have lost an hour there.
11:31 am Might as well sneak out for lunch and think about the project.
12:55 pm I am full! Better hit the bathroom.
1:21 pm Phew! Glad to be back in my office after that load! I farted by the secretary’s desk. I feel sorry for her!
1:23 pm My chicken needs a friend. I wonder if he would like a farmer or another chicken better.
1:24 pm Chicken got me to thinking about choking the chicken. Made me horny so I went back to the bathroom. Secretary asked if I was OK. I farted by her desk again. Hehehehe
1:44 pm The chicken still makes me laugh. My secretary checked in on me and asked what was so funny. I hid Mr. Bawk Bawk. I think she just wanted to get away from her desk. Must be lingering.
2:25 pm After contemplating the old cartoons, I decided I WOULD NOT make a weasel for my chicken.
3:18 pm Ordered office supplies. Paper clips mostly. Might need to clip some of the project papers together. Speaking of, don’t want to start on it since I might get interrupted by the paper clip delivery.
3:48 pm The paper clips are here! I sure won’t be losing any of the project papers now! I still haven’t decided what friend my chicken needs.
3:49 pm The boss is calling. I love voice mail!
4:06 pm No one’s commented on my blog today. I wonder why?
4:32 pm A dog! Mr. Bawk Bawk needs a dog for a friend! Isn’t that what always saved the chickens in the cartoons?
4:44 pm It seems like there was something I was supposed to finish today. Guess it will wait for tomorrow.
5:35 pm Home from work. Can you imagine that BumALot wants me to waste my time on my blog tonight? As if I’d waste a lot of time on it!
8/30/2006 7:15 pm
LMAO! Nothing's so satisfying as a productive day of work and blogging... |
May the comments roll in, Oh Torturer of Secretaries...
8/30/2006 8:19 pm
LOL...I'll prolly get trashed for this but while I was writing this, I was envisioning a soccer mom's conversation, "Little Johnny did this and that and the other!!!!" while randomly driving an SUV oblivious to what was going on around them.|