Someone should invent this...  

ToyLoverMmmmm 46F
3 posts
5/31/2006 10:43 pm
Someone should invent this...


I have this toothbrush. It sits on its little charger, plugged in, ready to go whenever I am. No batteries to wear down, replace, store, buy, etc. Why hasn't someone invented a vibrator that can sit on its little charger, plugged in by the bed, next to the alarm clock and the remote, ready to go whenever I am? I've seen really expensive toys. I've seen really odd toys. I've seen very specialized toys that involved some research and design. I've seen custom made toys. Batteries and wires suck! Universally! But I haven't seen a vibrating dildo as convenient to use as my vibrating toothbrush. No, a sex toy and a toothbrush are not interchangable in any way. Already tried that. I can't be the only one who's thought of this. I hope!

And I'm not buying an expensive huge-screen tv until I can easily hook up my computer to the damn thing also! So there!

And car horns should be designed for only a limited number of uses between yearly inspections. People who use their horn instead of a doorbell drive me nuts. And city drivers who drive with one hand on the wheel and the other resting on the horn are morons.

I just found out that motorcycles come out of the shop quiet, and people alter them to make them really loud. Now why would anyone do something so damn annoying? It can't be because they're anti-social, because just owning a motorcycle makes you a joiner, not a rebel.

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