This Months Funny Quotes from The Oriole  

TomEboy10 59M
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10/29/2005 11:53 am

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This Months Funny Quotes from The Oriole


Every month the Birdman of The Oriole Tavern in Berea ( featuring Wartstiner on tap)shares from his treasury of quotes a different quote a day calender used as the placemat. Here are my favorites for October:

There is only one difference between Catholics and Jews. Jews are born with guilt, Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
Elaine Boosler

I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a litle bag but, but we'd be naked in public without it.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City.

In High School the coach kept me on the bench ll year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling,"We want Youngman! We want Youngman!". The coach called me over and said,"Youngman - go see what they want."
Henny Youngman

We are all just batteries waiting to be included
Strange de Jim

How does Holy Trinity College explain losing football games?
Jason Love

My Doctor was telling me I had Attention Deficiet Disorder. He said, " A>D>D is a complex disorder, bklah,blah,blah." I didn't pay attention to the rest.
Klye Dunnigan

When we got married I told my wife I like sex twicve a day. She said,"Me,Too." Now we never see each other.
Rodney Dangerfield

I used to compete in sports and then I discovered you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
Demetri Martin

rm_luke69iner 48M
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10/29/2005 11:28 pm

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."
~Rodney Dangerfield~


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


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