Humourous  

TomEboy10 59M
357 posts
8/16/2005 9:50 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Humourous


The Esquire Index

by Justin Heimberg | Sep 01 '05

Number of words in this sentence : 6
Number of words in the previous sentence : 6
Pi to the number of digits that will fit as a ring tattoo across my upper arm : 3.1415926535897
Percentage of white guys who can pull off the expression "That's tight" : 5
Percentage of beverages in sci-fi shows that are blue : 90
Number of factual errors in the Bible : 56,347
Rank of quantity represented by the numbers 1 and 2, respectively : 2, 1
Number of cold-themed chewing gums in 1986 : 1 (wintergreen)
Number of cold-themed chewing gums in 2005 : fucking ridiculous
Number of times you cheated off the Asian guy in high school : 12
Come on, really : 19
Number of "extraneous" organs the Chinese government removes from its gymnasts to make them lighter : 3
Grade in which Harriet Tubman ceases being an important historical figure : 5
Bad sexual positions: 96
Number of pounds that if she lost she'd actually be pretty cute : 15
Percentage of women in pornos who have sex in five-inch heels : 90
Percentage of women in society at large who do : 5
Number where you can reach me if you are one of those women : 212-489-0459
Percentage of white people who root for the black guy on Jeopardy! because they think he's been oppressed : 55
Average number of minutes to bring a woman to orgasm using the alphabet cunnilingus technique : 8
Using Hebrew alphabet : 4
I'm just going to put a random number after this sentence : 159
Number of words I can type per minute : 60
Percentage of accuracy : 85
znumber of wordk si can type wih my genitlas rpe4 mintue : 12
percnsdgte odfn ccuyarcy : 15
Number in U. S. dollars those bastards owe me : 7,000
I'm going to punch them in the : balls
Number of seconds you've wasted reading this : 75
Number now : 77
Number now if you're a slow reader : 91
Number of people still reading : 7
Number of seconds you have left to live if you touched this poisonous paper : 12

lushgirl69 49F

8/17/2005 8:22 am

Poisonous paper,dammit....when will I eeve learn? Look, but don't touch. It's always the pretty stationary that getsme.


lushgirl69 49F

8/17/2005 8:24 am

Poisonous paper,dammit....when will I ever learn? Look, but don't touch. It's always the pretty stationary that gets me.


keithcancook 60M
17788 posts
8/20/2005 7:50 am

Hey, I thought that there was to be no math in BlogLand!


Become a member to create a blog