Button, button...I FOUND their buttons!!  

TightNakedBox 53F
6 posts
8/1/2006 8:59 am

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8/21/2006 10:02 am

Button, button...I FOUND their buttons!!

Out of shear boredom, I posted a couple of Magazine reader posts. I am never that brutally honest unless I'm drinking. WOW! Those are some of the most fun responses I have ever read. I read some of the previous postings and they really didn't stimulate my brain. They only made me think that there are some really skanky women (also some beautiful, intelligent and fun ones) who are dumb enough to ask grotesque questions about double penetration (simultaneously) in the ass, some boring women asking about a cheating ex-roommate and some silly men asking about "pounding" or licking. Soo....me being the adventurer I am, wrote a couple of postings and saw more passion that I have ever read on here. Sure, some of them were a little big-headed and boring (party), but a 95 yr. old man and a sultry virgo had to be my most favorite!! Got them a little worked up, but they held up honorably and I truely enjoyed reading their responses. I also found their profiles to be equally mentally stimulating. I especially liked the ones who thought 2 wrongs made a right and tried to make me out to be a troll. As if I could give a happy rats ass about what they think of me. Unfortunately, I am attractive and have a body that doesn't come anywhere near to my biological age (although I sometimes think life would be easier if I were fat and ugly) and I hate it when men don't read your profile. Just this morning I received an email from a 50 yr. old man whose profile name included the word "fatty", who so graciously wanted to "hang out" with me and would forgive me for my lack of experience due to my age!? He did compliment me on my photos and profile and yes, I did thank him for that and explained that I was really looking for someone a tad bit younger...let's see if he bugs again or actually catches a clue. Thanks for all the points and showing that rigormortis hasn't set into everyone on here! Have a wonderfully sweet day!

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/1/2006 11:57 am

Well to be honest I took a look at your magazine posts and you do come off a bit like someone took a crap in your Wheaties. But then again if your goal was to stir people up you did do that. It seemed to degenerate into two sides the people that thought of themselves as "I think I'm all that and a bag of chips", to use your description, that sided with you and the rest that thought you were the epitome of the "C" word. Not exactly the textbook method of making friends and influencing enemies, but to each their own.

I'm sorry for your misfortune of being attractive. The good news is you could easily solve that with large quantities of Hostess snack cakes (deep fried would be quickest for your goal.) I personally wish I had the misfortune of being rich.....I know it would be a terrible burden, but it's one I would gladly shoulder for my fellow man.

I eagerly await the next episode in your blog.

Loon (Very little of that and chips are $1 extra)

shooter0085 41M

8/1/2006 12:43 pm


Ok, your hot. So am I...it is frickin 103 in Fort Worth toady!lol. I enjoy the post last night. Like I told you before, gives everyone a chance to see the other side of people that we normally do not. I still am confused on the bag of chips thing.....heard it many times and assume it is a GenX slang term for the coolest? or something copmarative? Glad you started the blog....next time I am in Oregon, would love to meet you and see if you can back up that mouth of yours! lol. Peace to you,


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/1/2006 3:16 pm

Welcome to the blogs! I'll look forward to reading more of your posts. I hope you'll stop by my blog and say hello sometime!

shooter0085 41M

8/2/2006 2:34 pm

So when are you coming to Texas?

rm_HempyNugs 57M
1 post
8/3/2006 12:09 pm

And I though I had it rough... Just got to keep pressing forward and keep going.. Remember this quote:
"Communication is the Key to Life and Love"


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