Best Chat up lines - part 2  

Tigerlily911 44F
87 posts
6/5/2005 7:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Best Chat up lines - part 2


Hey - how 'bout this one i got today:

"me and my boy could fuck the shit out of you".

no bull - that was it. Oh - and included were 2 pictures - of 2 fat ugly bastards!! ( I guess they were father & son - you coudlnt really tell them apart...)

Lucky me..
Ha ha ha ha !!!

leonstone 51M

6/5/2005 12:30 pm

darlin you've got spanner eyes,
every time you look at me it just tightens my nuts


garytoohard 48M
15 posts
6/8/2005 2:04 pm

well i dont know..the way it goes one fat ugly bastard in hand is better than two in the bush...or in this case two FUBs in your ass...well they will have to be contortionists or with detachable tools...i guess, if they r trying to get where u r saying...

be the way, i ohave so far posted comments only on your blog because i find it interesting and you do have a delectable ass..though i am very straight and therefore more into the frontal approach...(running marathons not sprints),i would still love to hang onto that ass when riding the tiger...soon..so next time in disappointing dxb give me a call, and if u do, I know I will have the time of my life...and tell the 2 fubs to take their shit else where


Jerosd 47M

6/14/2005 3:02 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...well i would do mother and daughter.....


sexwithrob 49F

6/17/2005 10:26 am

.. I think the best one I heard was.. (lick your finger and wipe it on the persons shirt).. "we've got to get you out of those wet cloths"

It's Rob here in Bahrain.. The profile is a bit outdated now..


CivilLizard 43M

6/30/2005 1:44 pm

I liked that Spanner Eyes bit! Funny indeed.

/CivilLizard


FIGHTER12812 61M
11 posts
7/13/2005 6:37 am

I like your body with a beatiful eyes.Kiss


bof2929 58M
4 posts
7/13/2005 5:11 pm

u forgot the grandson he love sucking,be juicy


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/20/2005 11:05 am

Lily...you have my sentiments...oh what you must go through!

[blog talldarkavg1]


kh_sexy 40M
5 posts
7/21/2005 2:02 am

Tigerlily... where r u? it's been a while. is it the summer vacation? just wanted to say hi


abdoullah5 40M

7/28/2005 3:22 pm

salut je crois q ma grosse bite convient tres bien à ta belle chatte tu es tres exitante biz


SexyMac25 30M
99 posts
8/20/2005 11:06 pm

hey,
plzz visit my blog, its new and i need more people to help get the ball rolling.
SexyMac25'


ExcitingMan31 44M
4 posts
8/29/2005 1:28 pm

well, i heard this one famous woman on tv say that a guy once said to her ' nice legs , what time do they open?' and she actually ended up in a relationship with him...amazing or what!?


aglayed 48
30 posts
9/27/2005 6:03 pm

GOOOOOOOOD !


i_am_superman00 34M

10/16/2005 2:53 pm

funny mom and daughter are better


aussie_bloke_1 48M
4 posts
11/15/2005 5:22 pm

What winks, growls and fucks like a tiger??

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"


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