The best inssight into one man  

rm_Thisseven 58M
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6/16/2006 3:29 pm

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5/23/2008 5:41 pm

The best inssight into one man

but woman can see the point of a few of these as well

1- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2- I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3- I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4- I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6- I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7- Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
9- You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10- I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they're okay, then it must be you.
12- They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13- A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

gillypops 48F

5/23/2008 3:54 pm

question for you now.. why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

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