A gift sent by god  

The_Succubus 31F
135 posts
1/18/2006 4:28 am

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3/6/2006 2:35 am

A gift sent by god

So, I wake up today, smoke a ciggie, listen to Shivaree's "Goodnight Moon" about 10 times (repeat buttons always handy) and turn on my computer to see who cares about me and who not and I have one mail on AdultFriendFinder, from a 42 year old Turkish man. He writes:

"Tell me do you want to be friend with such as Real Man? I am the best lover in the world if you ask my opinion. A lady with me on bed is as a plane flying without wings. I believe in that I am created for ladies to give them multiple orgasms following each other. What to do? Thanks God he created me like that"

"Oh my", I thought to myself, "how can I turn down an offer from a man like that?" This adorable gentleman just informed me that he will be in Amsterdam from 19th to 23rd January!!! And above all, he decided to contact me! I feel so blessed, the 'best lover in the world (if you ask his opinion)' browsed thousands of girls and after careful consideration, he picked me!!! I feel so lucky, I should indeed thank god he created him this...perfect. He mentions in his profile he has a 22cm long dick...a dream man for my standards. And says he is intelligent. Of course, no one would have thought otherwise.

I really need to quit this site... seriously...spend some more time praying I will never have to witness this kind of bullshit in real life and thank god he gave me the strength and the grace to not reply to him and telling him what a loser he is. Scary, how retarded some people are.

And yes, I am grumpy today and as VoodooGuru1 so perfectly pointed out in a previous post, my nails are out and ready to scratch anyone who will annoy me. However, I felt I had to share this mail with you and warn you that there is a crazy Turkish guy on the loose who threatens us, ladies, with a dangerous flight. And with the essential elements, the wings, missing, it is bound to crash.

cdnheat 55M/58F

1/18/2006 5:31 am

I've had a couple of those types of e-mails as well; my latest one promised that he would ram something hard up my ass, mentioned jackhammer and some other tool...pile driver I believe (pretty dopey choice of words). He pissed me off first thing in the morning...pissed me off so much that I also wrote a blog piece about it...

Honestly? For the most part, I've met great people here. I've had some really terrific conversations. The "Pile Driver" and your "Turk" are easily dismissed with that old delete option.

calis1978 38M
65 posts
1/18/2006 10:42 am

I love reading stories like that
on behalf of decent men....my apologies

The_Succubus 31F

1/19/2006 4:11 am

Yeah, I know, but it is not really the fact that I have to read their shit that pisses me off, it is more that they dare sending it. Oh well, I just have to see only the funny side in it I suppose...

cdnheat 55M/58F

1/19/2006 11:00 am

You have to see the funny side of it; otherwise you spend your day in a high state of piss-off. Do what I do - I imagine them, sitting in the basement of their parents' homes, pathetically jerking off to all the photos of the women they will never have...

No self-respecting guy sends crap like that. Be well darlin' - too bad you live so far away, I think we could probably lift a pint or two together and have a few laughs.

The_Succubus 31F

1/21/2006 3:15 am

Calis1978, I have countless stories like that. Seriously, it is hard being a woman. By the way, you really have to tell me, how do you do that with your comments? They always come up on top of mine! Not only on this post, but others too!

calis1978 38M
65 posts
1/21/2006 8:29 am

*hugs you and rocks you in a comforting way*
I know....i have a pretty good friend here and sometimes she tells me about the offers guys make her. I often wonder how guys can be so pathetic...and if they seriously think those things work :s

How i do what with my comments?
I just like being on top
Seriously....i don't know what you mean....replies are in chronological order, i just post something and the next one to post something is you.....fate maybe?

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