Detainees To Be Transferred From Guantanamo to Supermodel Naomi Campell..  

The_Donald_Too 69M
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7/28/2006 3:21 am

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Detainees To Be Transferred From Guantanamo to Supermodel Naomi Campell..

Terror Suspects to Become Personal Assistants to Supermodel

In a deal designed to silence critics of the detention center at Guantanamo, the United States announced today that it would begin transferring all detainees held there to the custody of supermodel Naomi Campbell.

Once the terror suspects have been transferred to Ms. Campbell's residence, they will work as her personal assistants, picking up her laundry, sending her shoes out for repair, and performing any other chores that the demanding supermodel may designate.

In exchange for their services, Ms. Campbell will be responsible for feeding, housing, and interrogating the terror suspects in her employ.

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said the deal to transfer terror suspects from Guantanamo to Naomi Campbell was a solution to 2 nagging problems: "We were getting a lot of heat for Guantanamo, and Naomi was having a heck of a time holding onto personal assistants."

According to a guard at Guantanamo, the deal could be a non-starter for another reason: "As soon as the detainees heard the name Naomi Campbell, they went on a hunger /8b strike. "



SmartType 51F

7/28/2006 4:38 am

Too funny - but a rather good idea


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