What a shocker!  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/16/2005 1:21 pm

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What a shocker!

How many women here have their very own sex toys? Would it be easier if I asked how many didn't?

After reading a blog post (_CoffeeNoCream_) on the subject of blow-up dolls, I've been thinking about the poor range of sex toys for guys. I came across one theory that says that most guys are happy with Mother Palm and her five children, that toys designed for men are primarily to appeal to other, less mainstream desires ... plastic fetishes for instance.

That aside, this smacks of simple sex discrimination and needs to be addressed! But have you ever looked at sex toys for men? Go on, admit it? And were you impressed? Oh, it's possible to get a certain pleasure from supposedly female vibes - or so I'm told - but that's hardly the point!

In the course of my wanderings on the Net one evening I found something a little different: a company called Paradise Electro Stimulations. Their products, no surprise, use an electrical current to provide erotic stimulation to the genitals (and, optionally, the anus and prostate too). According to the company's blurb, the "current actually penetrates the soft tissue areas and stimulates the nerve endings in such an erotic way that a person can reach orgasm". Looking into it further, it seems that the various attachments designed to deliver the current to specific areas strap snugly into place - look, no hands! Also "because the electrodes do not move, there is no friction of the soft tissue ... which means that you do not have the aftereffect of soreness from several hours of play" - several hours of current zapping through my privates??

You wouldn't expect me to do a half-hearted job so I've hunted around and I have now seen some evidence that this stuff might actually work.

So, guys, do you fancy fastening electrodes ("wraps around the body like a second skin" ) to various parts of your anatomy and delivering the contents of a 9V battery through them?

Important Notes:

1. P.E.S. also makes toys for women
2. The above does not express, explicitly or implicity, approval or recommendation of the company or its products ... nor personal experience of them!


AlbertPrince 58M

8/16/2005 2:47 pm

it only seems kinky the first time

Di47Him51 63M/59F
42 posts
8/16/2005 3:10 pm

In visiting a site out of Boston looking for Glassphallix I meandered around and found cbt toys for men. The pics were startling!

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/16/2005 3:45 pm


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/16/2005 11:39 pm

I'd rather the man played with me than his toy


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/17/2005 1:25 am

Di ... "startling", eh? If we're talking CBT, I think I prefer the time "gut-curdlingly disturbing"

Helga ... oh, I can understand that ... but we can't all be with you all the time, can we?


rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
8/17/2005 8:46 am

Hmmmm. First of all,what is cbt?? Apart from that, I have this crazy imagage in my head of guys walking around just kinda..buzzing LOL...or trembling as they walk past. Just think..when you get home instead of saying "hello darling..shall I run you a bath?" it becomes.."hello darling..shall I plug you in? " RoflmAo. Sure they battery operated? Would be such a strain on the National Grid !!
Still..I agree (she who knows alll about this stuff LOL..rrright) that there doesnt seem to be much out there for guys. I think Helga has the right idea tho LOL.
Duz xx

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/17/2005 10:52 am

Dizzy ... CBT = Cock & Ball Torture {please note author's cross-eyed expression and tightly clenched thighs}.

And they can, indeed, be run off the mains, Dizzy, so if you need more than "several hours of play", I guess mains power is probably the way to go!

Finally, you say you don't know about all this stuff ... is that why you signed your post as "Duz"?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/18/2005 1:24 pm

its lovely to be a muse....

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/18/2005 4:18 pm

Well I was amused Coffee

Ana_6973 43F

9/3/2005 10:29 am

You realize this is the company I work for, well worked for. Today is my last day. I still will be doing some freelance for them just wnat to find another path right now. The female products are great. I'll have to get that part two written. Lol. I wrote some about my beta testing early in my blog.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/3/2005 10:59 am

Ana ... Wow ... just wow!

So you can recommend them, eh? Need someone to test the male products ... in the interest of your blog, naturally!

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