What's Wrong With This Picture?  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/17/2005 7:02 am

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What's Wrong With This Picture?

I don't normally follow celebrity gossip but the London-commuters' favourite free newspaper had a small story today that caught my eye:

"Actress Jennifer Connelly" of "A Beautiful Mind" fame "has revealed she likes to read or shop online during sex. The Oscar-winner also chats on the phone while making love to husband Paul Bettany. 'I just don't like to multi-task - except having sex,' the 35-year-old told Esquire magazine. 'I like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room's dark enough, I like to do online shopping."

Am I the only person to be mildly amazed by this? I can't help feeling that Ms Connelly could be putting more into the proceedings ... or is it just that her hubby so totally lacks the necessary skills that it is so boring? The article certainly doesn't suggest that it is a case of "wham, bam, thank you ma'am". And I wonder just what Mr Bettany thinks of his wife's habits ... me, I think I'd find it more than a little demoralising.

And think of the potential problems it could cause: there you are on Amazon when an orgasm kicks in and you realise afterwards you've somehow managed to buy 22,222 copies of "The Traveller".

Wonder when he's going to file for divorce ...

Jx


lipsvc4u2 45F

8/17/2005 7:13 am

i'm sorry quiet...but i make cakes while being pounded at home...LOL!!!...i'm such a liar...I DON"T EVEN COOK!!!...hehe...maybe Paul should GOOGLE for NEW SEX PARTNERS


freetime648 52F

8/17/2005 7:38 am

I can cook, but refuse to fry bacon naked!!!!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


Daydreamer_Cammy 36F

8/17/2005 7:47 am

Send Paul my way and I'll make sure I give him my full, undivided attention. Jennifer can read a book in the same room if she wants...I don't care!

VERY funny about the orgasm part - LMAO!

Cammy


rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
8/17/2005 8:50 am

OK..which one is worse..her for doing it or him for letting her do it lol. Or do they do it at all?? The only thing I d like to be looking at whilst in the throes are my lovers eyes......As for shopping..maybe looking for more G spots LOL.

Diz xx


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/17/2005 10:42 am

Free ... Very wise. I used to iron in the nude ... please note I say "used to" ...

Daydreamer ... I've just had a terrible thought ... d'you think ... no, impossible, but ... d'you think Paul is happy with the situation? Maybe he's doing his accounts at the same time? Or maybe he's happily wired up to some P.E.S. toys?

Dizzy, ma'am ... Shopping for G spots? First, I didn't know you could buy extra ones but, second, yeah stick to buying them online given the trouble you have in shops that might be likely to sell them!


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/17/2005 11:50 am

mmmm... I'm a notorious multi-tasker, but not during sex...


AlbertPrince 57M

8/18/2005 4:21 am

Do women have orgasms???

See If men wrote Cosmopolitan...


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/19/2005 1:13 am

*** thinks AP is need of serious training in the art of "the female body" *** WEG


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