Small Sample ... Big Problem  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
12/7/2005 10:28 am

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Small Sample ... Big Problem

Those of you who've been kind enough to have read my blog over a period of months will know that I had the dreaded snip (also known as a vasectomy) a while back.

To prove that it worked, I have to give two samples and take them to the local hospital between 9am and 4pm, Monday to Friday. By an unfortunate coincidence, these are also hours during which I'm at work. Worse yet, in a new job I don't feel free to take a couple of hours off for something like this.

Monday was the day from which I was allowed to take in the first sample. On top of my general wariness about taking time off at the moment, Monday and Tuesday were jam-packed with unavoidable meetings.

Today, though ... ah, today I had an offsite meeting to attend and the route back to work would take me close to the hospital - close enough, in any case, to be a reasonable detour.

But where to collect my sample? It has to be handed in within 1 hour and, according to the paperwork, "the hospital has no facilities for ejaculation"!

That left either the railway station nearest the hospital or the train back from my meeting, both of which would have fit within the time frame. The station toilets, though, leave much to be desired in terms of both comfort and privacy. While the train scored far better in terms of comfort and wasn't exactly busy at that time of day, I did feel I might be a little exposed.

Perhaps I'm developing a small-ish exhibitionist streak ... but I haven't developed that far yet!

So, that task still awaits. Perhaps on the bus tomorrow ...


brightblonde3 58F

12/7/2005 4:23 pm

Q, exhibitionist streak is one thing...

under arrest could be another....


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/7/2005 5:32 pm

Really, Q, wouldn't the hospital toilets be a lot more private than the train station?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

saddletrampsk 54F

12/7/2005 7:08 pm

I'll help you if you want?

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/8/2005 12:19 am

Want me to send you lewd and suggestive texts at a specified time to er, um.... you know.... get you in the mood??


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/9/2005 10:09 pm

On the bus? On the bus? Did I hear you correctly? You ddiiirrrtttyyy man, you!
The hospital has no facilities for that made me laugh ! Just how many facilities do you boys need? A broom cupboard and a nudie mag. are the only facilities you'd need,surely, what with all those attractive nurses buzzing about too..just outside your
Luv n stuff, Susie.......x

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