Just got sent this ...  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/7/2005 12:39 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just got sent this ...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/9/2005 4:57 am

Not cynical at all, ma'am ... slightly disturbing perhaps!

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