In Honour of YOU!  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
5/9/2006 3:53 pm

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In Honour of YOU!

The so-called QuietGuy (quiet my a**e) has foolishly left his PC unattended and logged in so it seemed the perfect time for I, Xerxes Lobotomy, to update you on how things have been going for me since I was last given space in this blog.

Readers with a long memory may recall that I published one of my unique poems here in August of last year (From my Guest Contributor ...). Despite a lukewarm reception (verging at times, I'm sorry to say, on the hostile), it did catch the attention of more cultured individuals. It was published a couple of months later in that most august of publications, The Woking Advertiser, and my master work prompted what I am assured was the largest mailbag the newspaper has ever received.

Granted it was all hostile mail (except for one letter from a guy with a pronounced pizza fetish - believe me, you really do not want to know). I believe, however, that the purpose of true poetry is to evoke an emotional response in the reader so I count that as a great success.

This was followed by the publication in the Angler's Gazette (incorporating Rod World) of my seminal, eighteen page work, "Ode to a Rotting Trout Found on the Banks of the Thames Fairly Close to Putney One Warm Summer Morning Roughly Five or Six Years Ago". I went on to take a wonderful 12th place victory in the Little Hambleton Amateur Writers' Guild competition (infant division), the coveted Sneeze Award for best poem on the subject of the human nostril and second prize in a beauty contest during a particularly gruelling game of Monopoly.

Anyway, it seemed appropriate to give thanks to the site that launched me to almost national celebrity by presenting you, the members, with a piece written specially in honour of A F F which I have called, simply, "In Honour of A F F":

Sex!
Sex!
Sex!
Sex! Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex!
With a side-order of chat and blogs and
Sex!


Thank you and goodnight!

NOT Jx


micahbiguns 50M

5/9/2006 7:56 pm

hmmm me thinks treachery is afoot


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3037 posts
5/9/2006 11:03 pm

well ,
just don't give up your day job!

You are no where near as good as your alter ego.


GBC


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
5/10/2006 9:39 am

You forgot SeX. Jx would never forget SeX!!

♥♥H♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


HotDev1l 44M
1265 posts
5/10/2006 3:13 pm

    Quoting helga_hansen:
    You forgot SeX. Jx would never forget SeX!!

    ♥♥H♥♥
I dunno...he has been suffering from Amnesia lately!


EE407 41F
3903 posts
5/13/2006 12:55 am

Excellent piece... I'm so proud I'll be able to say I knew you way back when you weren't famous yet! lol


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