Frustrated? Moi?  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
10/7/2005 11:29 am

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Frustrated? Moi?

Regular readers of my ramblings will know that I rarely discuss matter sexual, at least not as they apply directly to me.

However, today I will break with tradition to say that I am getting incredibly horny!

I said to a friend that enforced post-op celibacy wasn't going to be a strain (hardly a major change to my recent life after all) but it hadn't occurred to me just how much I'd crave sex when I was *banned* from having it.

And the difference, of course, is I can't even (how should a quiet guy put this?) get any relief from Mother Palm and her five daughters. I am climbing the walls. And you've no idea how hard it is to concentrate on writing a blog when you're hanging from the ceiling, seven feet above floor level ... well, probably not unless you're the sort of person that dislikes garlic, wears evening dress all the time and has a particular penchant for the necks of young virgins

Time for a cold shower ...


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
10/7/2005 1:00 pm

Aaahh... Q!! Not for much longer, and then you'll be wanting all those offers to empty the tanks!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/7/2005 1:23 pm

oh dear... good luck with those cold showers...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/7/2005 2:37 pm

read the old testament ,it will soon put you off sex for life especially levitis,spelt so very wrong

I'm a

i'm here to stay

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
10/7/2005 5:56 pm

So very sorry for the ban of all thing relating to sexual release. Very soon you will be able to gain that release and even the smallest ejacualtion will feel heaven sent. You will be thanking god for the chance to experience the slightest gratification when the ban is lifted and then all the work up will have have been worth it. Too bad genuine Angel wings couldn't allow me to help you out when the time came


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/7/2005 7:03 pm

Gee Quiet, what did you think the ice packs were for?

It's psychological. You're told you can't have something, so all of the sudden you crave it. Like when my mother, who never liked sweets at all, was diagnosed with adult on-set diabetes. She suddenly started craving ice cream, the instant after she was told no more sweets, ever. The way your average person on a diet starts to feel he or she is going to die if they don't get to eat massive amounts of chocolate, more than they'd normally eat in a month. Like a kid in a toy store having a tantrum after being told s/he can't have a toy, as it's too expensive, or Santa will be coming soon, what if he got it for you.

Now, the true test will be if Palmela is still speaking to you after the stitches are out. But in the meantime, just when you start to feel a stirring, try to imagine Lemmy naked in the middle of a rough trade bar. That should do it for you.

brightblonde3 58F

10/7/2005 7:34 pm

Is yarg a known aphrodisiac?


AlbertPrince 58M

10/8/2005 8:57 am

Come on jeffrey - its time to get those hands working

rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
10/8/2005 9:34 am

I m saying nothingggggg LOL. Well...not till your stitches are out. I couldnt be that cruel haha xx

Diz xx

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
10/8/2005 11:50 pm

Helga ... The list is still open for volunteers. Let me count the people queuing ... um ... none

EE ... The cold showers don't seem to help. Still, at least they mean I have a clean body if not a clean mind!

Papy ... I read that once. I long since decided that the Old Testament was not the best place to take advice on such matters from. Now, plastering my walls with pictures of Margaret Thatcher, that might do it!

SDA ... Such a kind thought And you're probably right: anticipation does add a certain zing, doesn't it?

MissAnn ... Oh, I know it's the attraction of the unattainable. Did I tell you I used to know Lemmy? We used to drink in the same pub from time to time. He was a remarkably nice chap ... not in that way though

BB3 ... At the moment, ma'am, everything is an aphrodisiac

Albert ... Nooooo not yet ... I'm ... I'm ... I'm scared{/i] I have to leave it a while yet ...

Dizzy ... Go on, you know you want to!

hotandhorny107 58F

10/9/2005 8:55 pm

If only I could be the first one....

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
10/10/2005 2:56 am

Such a very kind thought, hotandhorny

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