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TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/11/2005 1:20 pm

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From the News Wires

Courtesy of your roving reporter, Ivor Blog

Last night, in a moving and intimate ceremony, TheQuietGuy2005 was formally inducted as a regular in the EHT chat room.

Amid the splendour of a hastily redecorated room, Leyndokona2 presented TQG with an equally hastily written scroll welcoming him to the rank of EHT Regular and listing the appropriate fee structure, most of which seemed to be payable to Leyn herself and her sister, Helga_Hansen. More importantly, Leyn unveiled the graduation gift paid for by a collection taken by the generous members: the Quiet Guys' Couch (2 Euros, fourth-hand). Upholstered in luxurious purple velour with a delicate yellow marigold pattern and complete with its very own moth collection, the Quiet Guy's Couch now rests handily by the bar. I was assured that the smell, reminiscent of wet dogs in high summer, should pass in five or six years.

TQG asked this reporter to mention specifically that it seats three comfortably ... or four if they're prepared to squash together a little.

The loyal toast was given in champagne with an accompaniment of chocolate-dipped strawberries. Speeches were then made, for reasons that now no longer seem entirely clear, from the top of a giraffe (name not recorded) supplied for the occasion by Raptor880. The Man of Honour gave a moving discourse on the essential values of the EHT that were being celebrated that evening ... then TQG pushed him out of the way and gave a short speech which your roving reporter recorded and is now pleased to present in full:

"Uh ... is this on? ... uh ... thanks, guys"

Undoubtedly the tears of joy running down TQG's face and gathering in his beard caused him to cut short his speech ... that and the fact that the giraffe had eaten his notes.

The party was rounded off by a recorded rendition of Nipafluff singing his inimitable version of Abba's "Lay Your Love on Me" which, in turn, produced further displays of emotion amongst the celebrants.

Lipsvc4u2 was heard to say that she hoped to be joining the elite Real Soon Now ... various male members suggested ways that she could join them Right Now.

Photographs are available from the usual sources.


Credit where credit is due: thanks to Lips for this ... that means you can blame her

freetime648 52F

8/11/2005 4:00 pm

TQg .....and I missed this. I guess that is what I get for sleeping!!!! Congratulations and here is a toast to you!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/11/2005 11:30 pm

Excellent... glad to see I'll be getting some more money flowing into my bank account... shoes can be darned expensive, you know, especially when you have to fly all over the country to find them!!

J... I know that you've become a part of Euro Tub... life wouldn't be the same without you there... I hope you will enjoy your time spent with us.


PS. Could you let us know when you decide to leave so we can find someone to replace you (Christmas isn't far away and I'd like to sure I'm going to get a pressie from someone )

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/12/2005 1:31 am

Free ... indeed ... and you were one of many that I missed at my celebrations too.

Helga ... believe me, I'm enjoying being part of the Tub. Can't you tell? And I have no intention just yet of leaving ... the only question is what you want for Christmas, m'dear. Sounds like shoes would be a success {please note innocent expression}.

lipsvc4u2 45F

8/12/2005 6:31 am

This was great Quiet!...Your couch does sit more...Everyone who does sit has a lap for the next victim..haha...And if you here of how I can become one of the privilaged let them know I'll do just about anyone, I mean

rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
8/12/2005 10:05 am

Damn..and I missed it !!! I really do have to sort my life out LOL. I was never made a Regular (sniffle). Well..that could be because I am so irregular LOL. As for christmas prezzies..I d settle for sharing a nice bottle of Rioja...your place or mine ??

m xx

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/12/2005 11:12 am

I can't believe I missed it... and I was in earlier....

Q, when am I invited to sit on u ... uhm I meant ur couch???

*** runz to corner to sob... ***

leyndokona2 49F

8/12/2005 12:09 pm

Sounds like you need to have a special celebration party for everyone who missed it!

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/13/2005 5:41 am

Postscript: since this was written, Lips has been assured that she has, indeed, gained Regular status ... and without doing anyone (as far as I'm aware). Congratulations, ma'am

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/13/2005 5:42 am

Dizzy, ma'am ... only one bottle of Rioja? Hardly worthwhile, is it?

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