From My Inbox  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/9/2005 7:46 am

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From My Inbox

A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.

"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.

"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion. "Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children," she said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the supermarket.

The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good-looking woman like that should have forgotten who fathered her children." Then he began to worry. He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty, and about the same height.

On leaving the shop, he saw the woman getting into her car. He ran over to her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a party in Hampstead, in 1990 could you? We had sex on the snooker table in front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't get your number."

The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No! I'm your son's English teacher."

freetime648 52F

8/9/2005 12:05 pm

Quiet quiet quiet, you do worry me and THAT is why you are the best!!!! LOL

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/9/2005 12:43 pm

TFF.... hi hi hi hi hi

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/9/2005 2:38 pm

Awww Free ... if I believed it, I'd be blushing

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