Caption Competition  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
9/2/2005 10:12 am

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Caption Competition

May I direct your eyes left, dear reader, at the unusual photograph of the inimitable Helga_Hansen taken during one of the rare coffee breaks that she let me have when she popped up to London the other day.

Now, my memory must be playing up because I can't quite remember what she was saying at the time the photo was taken. Granted, the pose suggests something along the lines of a polite "please go away - I can't bear to look at you any more" ... but I don't think that was it

So, dear reader, what would be the appropriate caption for this photograph? Any better suggestion than the one I came up with?

It is vaguely possible that the winner could qualify for a small prize ... and that depends on whether I can convince anyone to provide a suitably memorable photo (Amber? EE? Anyone else offering?).

Get your thinking caps on!


Picture provided with the permission of Helga_Hansen, all reproductive rights reserved.

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freetime648 52F

9/2/2005 2:56 pm

At last, Ozzy Osbourne's long lost daughter...resembling the famous rocker after the biting off the head of a bat phiasco.

xx FREETIME648 xx

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
9/2/2005 5:52 pm

I thought it was Cousin It's love child....

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/3/2005 3:48 am

I think my words were "bugger off" actually... I could be wrong!! I promise I'll smile nicely next time!!

I'm just glad you're not offering a memorable photo of me.... phew!!


*Helga wanders off to watch The Spy Who Loved Me*

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

AlbertPrince 57M

9/3/2005 3:54 am

Helga is obviously phoning Mr Hansen to tell him what she just found up her nose?

starlight_runner 39F

9/3/2005 5:56 am

" Look ma I caught a Fraggle!"

starlight_runner 39F

9/3/2005 6:00 am


After yet another coffee break, Helga gets in a strop and refuses to move, telling TQG that she hates him in her best kevin accent.

starlight_runner 39F

9/3/2005 6:01 am

You could go with........

Who needs a rectal thermometer!

starlight_runner 39F

9/3/2005 6:04 am

But I think.........

Make poverty history

fits the bedraggled spectacle much better.Were there no hair dryers in the hotel?

Kisses Star

AmberSolaire 42M

9/3/2005 11:05 am


UnpinAfireFaust 57M

9/3/2005 12:15 pm

From Helga to all the old biddies on her team.... "Having a great holiday, wishing you were here!! " ??

And to Helga and TQG....could it be that my favorite photographer has some competition in the picture taking department??

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/4/2005 2:06 pm

uhm... how about... "piss off"????

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/4/2005 10:13 pm

After lengthy discussion amongst the jury (so I talk to myself - you have a problem with that?) the decision was that Helga's suggestion was the most accurate but she was disqualified for cheating, having been there at the time ...

Special Merit Award to EE for sheer, unadulterated bluntness.

Runners Up: Amber, just for making me laugh, and Starlight for reminding me of Fraggles.

And the first prize goes to Starlight_Runner for giving me a genuine belly-laugh (and that may say as much about me as it does about her):

"Who needs a rectal thermometer?"

rm_anngneer 43M

9/5/2005 10:20 am

Too late for the competition, but here goes..

Cousin It's reaction at the suggestion of a haircut was quite perfunctory....



rm_CecileB 41F
186 posts
9/5/2005 4:28 pm

"Every time she had a peek at TQG's manhood she had to pop back her eyeball in its socket..."

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/5/2005 9:37 pm

Anng ... Nice one, sir ... and I don't mean your photograph!

Cecile ... That could mean one of two things, ma'am - which did you mean?

Cannnon ... "And to Helga and TQG....could it be that my favorite photographer has some competition in the picture taking department??" ... not yet, sir, not yet ... but we can all dream!

lipsvc4u2 45F

9/6/2005 2:50 pm

quiet,it's her way of tell you YOU'RE #1 in her book!...LMAO!!

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/6/2005 10:44 pm

Lips ... And now I shall spend a while wondering just which book that might be!!

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