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TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
9/20/2005 4:13 am

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Another from the Inbox ...

Once upon a time, the perfect man met the perfect woman. They fell in love and married. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they saw a figure at the side of the road trying to hitch a ride. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

Imagine their surprise when they found it was Santa Claus, whose sleigh had broken down. Of course, they helped Santa into the car with his bag of presents and set off to deliver him to his next destination.

Unfortunately, the weather conditions deteriorated and the car slid off the road. The perfect couple and Santa Claus were badly injured. Only one of them survived the accident.

Which one?

Clearly it was the perfect woman. Santa Claus is a fictional figure and we are always assured that there's no such thing as the perfect man.

Men only: highlight the remainder of this piece to continue reading ...

Men only: Of course, if neither Santa Claus nor the perfect man exists, that means that the "perfect" woman must have been driving at the time of the accident ... I make no comment!

By the way ... if you're a woman and still reading this, it illustrates another point: women never listen to what men say!


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
9/20/2005 5:07 am

or maybe we just don't accept limitations/ rules/ regulations based on our gender? no one is perfect...

[blog freelove999]

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/20/2005 6:17 am

lol I agree entirely freelove knows boney is laughing his ass off because of course I NEVER listen


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
9/20/2005 6:24 am

~ grinz ~ I have to agree with FreeLove999 on this one

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/20/2005 7:36 am

HUH? I'm sorry TQG...did you say soemthing?

AmberSolaire 42M

9/20/2005 10:02 am

Your logics flawed TQG, everyone knows Santa is real.......

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
9/20/2005 10:12 am

Heh. I always heard that one as, dinner is laid out on a table in a perfectly square room. The table is perfectly round and right in the middle. In the corners you have, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, an honest politician and a crooked politician. Which one reaches the table first?

brightblonde3 58F

9/20/2005 10:38 am

Q, did you truly believe that Mistress would do as she was told?


expatbrit49 62M

9/20/2005 5:12 pm

LOL good one man, and it seems you are a good judge of female behaviour

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/20/2005 11:02 pm

PML.... and yes... I did read on....

AlbertPrince 57M

9/20/2005 11:44 pm

It hink I addressed this issue in phew.

However, we all know that the perfect man doesn't exist, just like gremlins, vampires and eskimos!

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/21/2005 1:07 am

hahahha good post and for sure i'm stubborn and never listen. unless it suits me.

brightblonde3 58F

9/21/2005 5:51 am

Vampires too do exist. Sheesh.


Lily Dracula Munster

brightblonde3 58F

9/21/2005 7:28 am

oops..meant "do too"...sorry, my morning plasma hasn't quite kicked in yet.

More Commonly Known as BB3

slightly_sexy8 38F
314 posts
9/21/2005 8:00 am


yes, virgina, there is a santa claus...

slightly_sexy8 38F
314 posts
9/21/2005 8:01 am

virginia* (stupid typos)


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/22/2005 7:26 am

Okay, people, I'm sorry if I disillusioned anyone about Santa - please try to remember it's just a joke. Of course, Santa exists if you *BELIEVE*.

But, nbtnt, you're quite right ... no pressies for Quiet

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