Ah ... So That Explains It!  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/3/2006 9:16 pm

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8/6/2006 2:24 am

Ah ... So That Explains It!

Finally I’ve figured it out!

There I was, thinking I was putting on weight, getting fussy with my food. I just thought it was my age and relatively sedentary lifestyle. Time to get back to the gym. Time to get back to a sensible diet.

Then it came to me in a flash.

How could I have forgotten? I'm due to give birth in November, remember? If you don't remember, feel free to peek at Quiet Conception Scientific Shock Spectacular. Not that it's compulsory, you understand.

In short, the eminent seer Erik_Bloodaxe predicted that I would get pregnant in February and give birth in November. That explains it all: of course I'm starting to show. All in all, I'm amazed the bump is as small as it is!

Right ... so you all have to be particularly nice to me now and avoid upsetting me. Oh, and if I fancy any strange combinations of food in the middle of the night, someone should dash out to get it for me. And if I have a hissy fit, rather than shouting at me you should just tell yourself it's my hormones and rush off to get me a nice, refreshing cup of tea (white, no sugar thanks).

Footrubs would also be appreciated and if you fancy plumping up my cushions and carefully placing a footstool under my outstretched legs that would be fine too.

I’m glad I’ve got that sorted out!


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
8/4/2006 10:25 am

Oh well, Congratulations! You are due near the same time as I am. Now, the necessities ... you'll need: a big cozy pillow, some comfy pants/shorts, the proper evil look when someone says "Wow you're getting BIG", and of course a refridgerator stocked full of goodies.
Got the shopping list? Great! Now, about finding those willing subjects to give fottrubs ... where are they?


TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/6/2006 2:24 am:
What a happy coincidence - we can bitch together!

I'm afraid, though, that so far no one has offered footrubs. Wanna trade?

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