A Silly One From My Memory Banks  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
12/17/2005 12:54 am

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A Silly One From My Memory Banks

Thanks to AlbertPrince for reminding me of this (School Reports - The Sea).

Two killer whales were swimming along, minding their own business, when they came across a small fishing boat.

The first whale said to the second, "Tell you what - why don't we have a bit of fun? If we swim underneath the boat and then come up we can tip that boat over with our heads".

The second whale hesitated but then agreed, less than enthusiastically. The whales dived, surfaced directly under the boat and nudged it firmly with their heads. The boat rose from the water and tipped.

The whales watched as the boat slammed back into the water on its side and rapidly sank. The water was filled with sailors.

"Tell you what", said the first whale, "why don't we have a little more fun. Those sailors are only small. I bet we could swallow them, no problem".

"Oh no", said the second, "I don't mind giving the occasional bit of head but I never swallow seamen".


freetime648 52F

12/17/2005 6:31 am

OMG...that is awful Quiet.... But, I do love that pic you have included there...I adore Orca Whales!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

Fox4aKnight1 43F

12/17/2005 8:06 am

LOL I agree with freetime, and jeesh beside ....LOL

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
12/17/2005 8:12 am

Dear Q, I had no idea you knew these kinds of jokes... rofl

How's the cold btw?

brightblonde3 58F

12/17/2005 8:51 am

Naughty Q *rubbing yarg behind ears* ?*


saddletrampsk 54F

12/17/2005 9:54 am

Those whales don't know what they are missing..

Wackytits 53F

12/17/2005 10:50 am

Lmao! Very funny. xx

rm_FUQANDUS2 42M/43F

12/17/2005 3:52 pm

lol...not how I expected it would end...

rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
12/18/2005 2:37 am

I swear youre getting worse Q !!! funny xx

Diz xx

brightblonde3 58F

12/18/2005 9:34 am

Hmmmm...this bears investigating. Q posts a very His Majesty type of story...a few days ago AP posted a couple of posts that seemed almost Q-like to my curly little mind.

Have they switched ID's to taunt and tease their friends? Is this a holiday prank? Suspicious minds want to know.

I shall scrutinize both gentlemen closely in February, then present my findings on my blog.

Scheming in SoCali,


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