"M/35/London gives good head, looking for girls for hot sex"  

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
3484 posts
8/3/2005 10:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"M/35/London gives good head, looking for girls for hot sex"

Hope this appeals to someone out there.

Actually, if I'm honest I'm not 35 but I didn't want to put people off by seeming too old. I may be 43 now but I can pass as 35. 37. 40-ish anyway. I'm not completely bald yet. And the Viagra should arrive any day now. Just in case.

Not that I've ever had a problem in that department, you understand but it's been a while and I'm not entirely convinced that the equipment will work properly any more. Even the morning glories aren't so glorious any more.

I do live in London ... sort of. Greater London. Thornton Heath. If I'm lucky you don't know Thornton Heath; it's not exactly up there with Kensington and Chelsea or Islington. More like living in London's armpit. I could point out that Croydon's pretty close. Is that more attractive to you? Didn't think it would be.

I'm definitely male.

At least I was honest about the "hot sex" part. That's the ideal anyway. I'd settle for less at the moment though. To be frank, I'd be over the moon if I got a quick snog in my Ferrari. Okay, it's a VW Polo. At least it has a back seat. If I ever need one.

I'd settle for cybersex.

I'd settle for some warm words in an email.

As far as I can figure out, being able to give good head is pretty much a basic qualification for sex nowadays. I'd like to think I can do it well. God knows I've read about it enough. My theory is sound but I have to admit I've not passed the practical yet. My ex wasn't enthusiastic about oral ... other than saying "No" with great enthusiasm. At least I won't pester you to give me a blow job; what you've never had you don't miss ... or so I'm told.

I can cook though. I may not give good head but I do give good bread. I can iron as well. Need any buttons sowing on your clothes, I'm your man. I can put up shelves and hang pictures too. The power drill holds no fears for me. And if your car's playing up, give me a shout.

Damn, I should make a good husband one of these days.

But that's not what we're here for, is it?

Desperate male, 43, needs something. Help?

Jx

PS: Why do I feel the need to point out that this is not meant to be taken seriously??


de1969 47M

8/3/2005 3:19 pm

jeff, hope you get well soon mate!


rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
8/3/2005 3:41 pm

Maybe it is.......?? And I DO NOT believe you have never had a bj LOL. Tell me its not so, Joe.
Diz xx


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/3/2005 4:17 pm

*Helga wonders if sowing buttons will produce many little buttonlets*... Oooohhh... you mean "sewing" buttons??? Nah... I can do that myself!

I was getting all excited when you mentioned your Ferrari... you know I'm a girl who likes it fast... er, in cars, that is...

And what sort of things do I need to learn for my oral exam?

Hx

PS. I'm being VERY serious...

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/3/2005 8:08 pm

*Helga wonders if sowing buttons will produce many little buttonlets*... Oooohhh... you mean "sewing" buttons???

Hell's teeth! I plead illness, ma'am ... and insanity if necessary. Ya got me twice in one day {shakes head in despair}.

*Jeff goes off to write 1,000 times "I will be more carful with my speling"*

I'll send you an email about the "oral exam"


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/5/2005 3:08 am

List of warm words for Linda: "temperate, tepid, lukewarm, balmy, hot, affectionate, loving, tender, warm-hearted, demonstrative,kind, kindly, kind-hearted, friendly, cordial, convivial, genial, hospitable, welcoming, congenial, amiable, inviting, restful, cheerful, cheery, snug, heat, melt, thaw, passionate, ardent, fiery, enthusiastic, zealous"

Pick your favourites


0_may_I 52F

3/3/2006 10:14 pm

TQQ because it is?

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

as to the words above, can I pick? I'll take all of them then, every last one..mmm..and mix them up into one big,sexy word pudding.


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