Tips for a Romantic Holiday  

TheNaughtiestElf 106M
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11/24/2005 7:56 am

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Tips for a Romantic Holiday

Studies show that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an ongoing relationship. The other two danger areas are wallpapering together and teaching your mate how to drive. But before hanging lights on the tree please consult the following list of things not to say.

1. You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy. You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue not yellow, red, red, green, blue...

2. Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try.

3. What did you do to these lights when you put them away last year, tie them in a knot?

4. Give me that, you're doing it all wrong….You're worse than your father.

5. What have you been drinking?

6. Have you seen the cat?

And if these helpful hints fail to create domestic tranquillity at Christmas time, check out the Stun Gun/Alarm/Flashlight.

This handy little flashlight has a built in 80,000 volt stun baton which can be useful in convincing your mate to see things your way. The 130 decibel alarm is sure to get attention and the flashlight is perfect for when the Christmas lights are plugged in and the power shuts off to the whole neighbourhood due to the power overload.

With this combination, if Grandma had been carrying one of these beauties, she never would have gotten run over by a reindeer.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/24/2005 3:22 pm

ooooo i want one of those!

rm_papy_ 51F
169 posts
11/25/2005 4:46 am

i put up the tree,i do the lights and God help anyone who treis to help

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