How does Santa Know?  

TheNaughtiestElf 106M
15 posts
11/23/2005 1:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How does Santa Know?

He knows when you are sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
he know when you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness sake

Have you ever wondered how Santa know these things? Santa was the first to use networks of tiny hidden surveillance cameras, carefully hidden in the little toys and presents delivered at Christmas.

How Santa really knows!

You'd better watch out,
you'd better not cry,
you'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping your phone.

He's bugging your room,
he's reading your mail,
he's keeping a file
and running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
and if that doesn't get the goods,
he'll use provocateurs.
Santa Claus is tapping your phone.

So, you mustn't assume
that you are secure.
On Christmas Eve,
he'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping your phone.

JJKittyKat 59F

11/23/2005 4:29 pm

that is so sinister....

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