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Micheal's Answer To Why Women Think Chocolate is Better Than Sex
# 1 Hmmm... Whaaaats sex ? Never had any (not)
# 2 Check is in the mail, I love you, & I promise I won't cum in your mouth...
# 3 Gone soft on ya? Ummm thats what a tongue is for right?
# 4 Ok... so no heavy petting while doing warp 6 down the street
# 5 How long, exactly, is "long enough" anyway??? Enquiring minds want to know...
# 6 Mom's won't mind. Hell, they wants grandchildren anyway
# 7 Ok, ok... please don't bite the nuts!
# 8 Ever been to California? They got no qualms whatsoever about same sex ANYTHING!
# 9 Comittment? Hah! I laugh in the face of Comittment!!!
# 10 Been there, done that. Co-workers applauded...Then my Boss fired me !
# 11 Ask a stranger for sex? I believe they are called hookers... And in some cases, a good slap is just what the doctor ordered.
# 12 Don't want hairs in my mouth - period... Chocolate or not...
# 13 Fake it!!! I've never faked an orgasm - well except that one time...
# 14 Do they make Hershey sized condoms with ribs?
# 15 And you can have sex at any time of the month... Just cant be squeemish about a little mess on the sheets - and use lots of soap afterwards...
# 16 Granted. A good partner isn't so easy to find but the search is half the fun!
# 17 2 is good. 3 or 4 maybe when I was still young
# 18 Refer to line # 17
# 19 So live out in the desert and don't worry about keeping the wildlife awake!
# 20 Size matters??? Really!!!??? Holy Shit, that's why I cant get any!!!