Tele Marketers...  

TheDodger8 45M
370 posts
9/15/2005 2:07 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Tele Marketers...

Thank goodness for the "do not call" list that you can sign up for. This list stops all those annoying phone calls from people trying to sell you stuff. I am on the list now, so I don't get those calls anymore. I have to admit though... I miss messing around with the people who used to call and try to sell me something strange like directional fluid for my car or some such. I loved when a lady would call me....

ME: Hello?

Marketer: Good morning Dodger, I am Pam from useless stuff dot com. How are you today?

Me: Oh I am just ducky Pam. Hey Pam? Have you tried the new butt itch remover cream from Avon incorporated? That stuff really works I tell ya!

Marketer: Excuse me?

Me: Why? Did you fart?

yeah.. my telemarketer conversations always went something like that. Some times I just answer the phone like this....

Ring Ring Ring.....

Me: Hello is Dodger there?

LOL this confuses people very fast. HAHAHA.

ok you people....go have a good night... cuz I know I will.


rm_dentmagnet9 60M

9/15/2005 4:44 pm

That "do not call" list doesnt stop ALL of them!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/17/2005 10:40 pm

LOL I love your responses & plan on stealing them all.
The instant I realize its a telemarketer on the other line I usually go into my "have you accepted jesus christ as your personal savior" routine...it seems to disturb them and throw them off their game.

sj


TheDodger8 45M

9/18/2005 2:55 pm

LOL sj .. that is a good one!


TheDodger8 45M

9/23/2005 12:09 pm

Hmm... me thinks HB is very preceptive.


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