Driving... or .....what?  

TheDodger8 45M
370 posts
8/10/2005 7:54 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Driving... or .....what?

Have you ever been driving behind someone who is going just a little to slow?....or maybe going a little slow and drifting from side to side? Then when you you get a chance to peer inside the car you see someone on a cell phone. A little aggravating isn't it? Yeah. I'm sure at some point you have yelled.."Get off the Fucking Phone!" to someone on the roads. Admit it...LOL you have.

Now.. have you ever talked on the phone while driving? Sure. I just want to let you know...that the person behind you while you were doing that....was probably feeling just like you when you yelled "GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!" Oh sure you think you are driving just fine... but to everyone else who is not on a phone... you are probably going to slow, and maybe drifting just a bit. Just some FYI for ya.

The company I work for owns....well... a great many vehicles and keeps track of accidents and causes. I saw some statistics about accidents caused by cell phone drivers...compared to all the rest of the accidents over the last year. It was ...well...and eye opener.

And speaking of doing other things while driving.. here are some of the things I have seen people doing while going 75mph.

reading the newspaper...

reading a novel...

putting on make-up...

shaving... LOL the face! get you mind out of the gutter!....


Watching TV....

Jerking off... not pretty.

Playing a gameboy..

Playing a Trumpet... yup..actually reading sheet music while playing a trumpet...while trying to drive.

And last of all... I saw a guy feeding a full sized Llama that he had somehow stuffed in his jeep.

Please...feel free to add to the list.

lifeisablast333 54M

8/10/2005 9:42 pm

oral sex at 70 on i-40 after midnight

rm_major259 50M
101 posts
8/10/2005 9:58 pm

I had a lady rear end me while balancing her checkbook on the steering wheel.

Don't forget fiddling with their watches. Presumably so the coroner will have an accurate time of death.

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
8/10/2005 11:59 pm

reading a map

putting lotion on

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/11/2005 9:13 pm

Painting their nails

Changing their clothes (I've been guilty of this one before...oops!lol)

Hittin' a bong


BTW, lifeisablast... there's nothing wrong with a lil road head!


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