Battle in the parking lot  

TheDodger8 45M
370 posts
8/14/2005 8:22 am

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Battle in the parking lot

Good morning all you sexy readers! Welcome to another installment of Dodger's blog where you...yes you... can waste 2 valuable minutes of your oh so precious time reading my life altering thoughts. What is the subject of today you ask? Prepare yourselves..... cover the children's eyes.... lock the doors....and fasten your seatbelts. Ready? Ok. Today's subject is a subject that has most likely touched everyone at some point or another. Pure aggravation is what this subject is about. Yes, it is the one... the only.... CD case wrapping. OH? You think it's funny? Hear my story....

The day started out nice enough.... the sun was out, birds were chirping, ducks quacking, swans were in love..etc etc. Very nice. I was feeling mellow, and mood was calm and peaceful. I decided to buy a CD, to go with my most excellent mood. I browsed through the store, easily found the CD I was searching for, and headed to register. The clerk was a cute little redhead, with so many piercings that she must take great care not to get close to any high powered magnets. She rang in my purchase... "Sting eh?" ...."Good choice." she said with a smile. I smiled back, "Yeah.. really..who doesn't like Sting? Can't go wrong buying this." After leaving the store I walked calmly across the parking lot to my SUV......smiling at all the pretty women along the way of course...then the drama began.....

I jumped in the front seat and immediately ejected one of the CD's in my changer to make room for my new and most excellent music. I reached in the bag and removed the CD, only to find it wrapped in a clear thin shell. I flipped it over a few times, looking for a tab, or some sort of way to open it. Nothing. Pick, pick, pick.. I tried to get my fingernail under some piece of this annoying barrier, but still no luck. "What the fuck? How hard can this be?" I thought. Pick, pick, pick! Still nothing. By now my aggravation is quickly on the rise and a growl comes from somewhere deep inside. I tried to bite the Dodger proof wrapper off but the evil wrapper held! My music was trapped behind this impenetrable wrapper, and to make it worse...the CD company made it clear so I could see my prize but not get at it! I stared at the wrapper intensely, hoping to melt it with pure hate! Still nothing. "ROAR!!!!" Push, pull, wiggle, shake! still nothing! "Stupid Wrapper!" "AAAAHHHH!" I screamed in aggravation. I looked up to see women ushering their children away from the crazy man in the shaking SUV. I grabbed a key from my key chain and started sawing at the edge of the case. After what seemed like an eternity I finally got a rip... a small tear. "WOOT!" I dropped the keys got a good hold on the wrapper.... I tore it off like a hot chicks clothes.. (oo did I say that?) . I held the crumpled wrapper up in triumph... "Who's your daddy!!!!!!" I said. Yeah. Sometimes, the small victories just matter so much.

I think the Army should cover vehicles in the wrapping, heh... it could probably stop a bullet.

No wonder people download so much music... you can't get in the stuff you buy! LOL

Have a most excellent day all.

Please cum again.

LoveHandles686 68M

8/14/2005 10:46 am

I feel your pain. I hate those wrappers too. I have a small disc-like thing that was given to me at an IT trade show. It has a small CD width slot on one end and inside that slot is a very sharp little point. You slip the little disc over the edge of the cd, slide it down the edge and the plastic barrier is torn asunder. Great little invention. Now let's see what we can dream up to ensure world peace...

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/14/2005 3:09 pm

Yes... I buy music... and so do you, by the looks of it!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/14/2005 11:15 pm

For future purchases, before you leave the store, run the corner edge of the CD package over the edge of the counter. The friction of the counter on the wrapper will tear it and make it easier to get into. The thing that bugs me is the little tape like label they put over the edge of the CD, once the wrapper is off, you think you are in, but guess again!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

TheDodger8 45M

8/15/2005 3:43 pm

DaphneR! Thanks for reading! And more thanks for the valuble advice on getting past the wrapper!

Two Thumbs up for Daphne!

TheDodger8 45M

8/15/2005 3:44 pm

Hey hey shortcake! A laugh and a smile... best compliment I could get.. thanks!

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