Who Would You Rather Have Sex With?  

TheCliticals 35F/F
994 posts
7/10/2006 4:10 am

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8/15/2006 9:28 pm

Who Would You Rather Have Sex With?

Who would you rather do?

1. Homosexuality? Someone of the same sex as yourself

or

2. Necrophilia? A beautiful dead person of the opposite sex.

We think that we already know how the responses will come out on this, but surprise us if you will



rm_pleasuresex3 52M
520 posts
7/10/2006 4:49 am

#1.

Shave off his body hair, wax his arsehole, do him doggy style, close my eyes and pretend I'm having anal sex with a beauty queen (hoping his arse isn't as boney as mine).


Djeeper1987 47M

7/10/2006 5:43 am

3. A beautiful breathing, sexy woman.



Carpe Diem


cuteNEway 41F

7/10/2006 6:09 am

Oh give me a woman any day over a corpse! Now I cant decide if I want a gorgerous femme type or a big butch that kinda looks like a cute guy...

AHH thank GOD this is hypothetical

tee hee


HBowt2 59F

7/10/2006 6:23 am

just how dead is dead.....


rm_Diddilina 38M/38F
5 posts
7/10/2006 6:27 am

Well Let me have a think... IT would definately be a woman as i like them anyway and i can't fathom why i would need a stiff.


NSAAddict 42F

7/10/2006 6:54 am

ewww, there goes my breakfast... , a woman without a doubt


rm_imtheone42 74M
485 posts
7/10/2006 7:00 am

I think I would just have to give up sex.


RubyRedPetal 44F

7/10/2006 8:12 am

ooo this ones easy for me.. a woman!

* *


xxxtallorderxxx 46M

7/10/2006 8:23 am

i wouldnt do either, and be celibate, homosexuality is not my thing and a dead person yucky !!!

xxxtallorderxxx


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
7/10/2006 9:01 am

you meant i can't have both?


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/10/2006 9:29 am

You Kinky Karnivorous Kats, here is my decision:

I am entitled to the pleasures of any breathing woman as I have been dead from the neck up for years and sex with me is, by definition necknofeelia. I win


marriednhor002 49M/41F

7/10/2006 11:29 am

i'd have to say a woman for sure,however i would also consider a coma induced male if his member was enticing enough*giggle*
but i'd definately prefer someone i could hear the screams from!


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
7/10/2006 11:45 am

No doubt....bring on the girlie!


HotDev1l 45M
1265 posts
7/10/2006 12:09 pm

If she's only just died....hasn't had any accidents.....and it's say a heart attack I'm sure I could make it look like the heimlich maneuver.

Actually....the bloke is looking better the more I think about it.


bipolybabe 55F

7/10/2006 12:59 pm

How recently dead? Could it be Antonio Banderas, who just died of a heart attack while I was fucking him?

Do dead bodies get erections? I imagine that could be quite a stiffy.

I'll go with the dead guy for 30 and hope for the best!

BiPolyBabe

Well, I could do a girl any day. This would be novel!

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

7/10/2006 12:59 pm

As much as I hate to say it,and as much as I'd really hate to do it, I'm gonna have to go with the dead, as long as it's freshly dead,, because there ain't no way I'm goin the other way... yeah I know it's wrong but you didn't really give us much of a choice...


milliesguy 39M
1 post
7/10/2006 1:32 pm

i think the girls got of lightly on this 1 or am i just biased ? yeah i am i'll awnser 4 u hehe .. well if i was a woman id be into other women but im a man and im into women only, so id rather go without


digdug41 49M

7/10/2006 3:23 pm

yall are some strange ass chicks

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


eveready06 42M

7/10/2006 3:44 pm

Is there not a chicken option? lol Ok if your forcin my hand I'd have to go with the gay experience! At least I'd find out what that anal orgasm was all about lol! But is it more gay to give or to recieve? now thats an interesting question!


sexysurreycouple 50M/45F

7/10/2006 3:56 pm

Mmmmn...the one thats breathing!!

p.s. check out our new photos....she's so dirty
!!


Catharsis33 44M

7/10/2006 4:06 pm

Masturbation for me...


rm_softcrimes 48M/44F

7/10/2006 4:29 pm

I will take a beautiful woman everyday...
I mean anyday


He is still thinking...


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
7/10/2006 5:14 pm

"I've been married twice. I've fucked the dead A LOT"--Sam Kinison

Necro of course. Cheap date. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


wannacyber79 37F  
3 posts
7/10/2006 6:06 pm

A sexy hot gorgeous girl anyday - I MEAN ANY DAY OR NIGHT ANYWHERE!!!!!


florallei 99F

7/10/2006 6:11 pm

If I can kiss him and he wakes up like sleeping beauty then the latter...if no then same sex like me...
flo


earthShiva 59M

7/10/2006 6:18 pm

Well, If I had to do a guy, I'd just as soon he already be dead, too. That would save me the trouble of having to kill him afterwards!

Butt seriously. What's the difference? Either way I end up with a stiff...


rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
7/10/2006 6:35 pm

I'd choose the homosexual. At the same time, the choices seem limited....


seanknee 45M

7/10/2006 6:49 pm

I would have to have sex with a man, because I think about it anyway and it doesn't make me gay, because women are the best!!!


Transblucency 44M

7/10/2006 6:57 pm

Hell, I like to go with guys by choice, so it's not really much of a dilemma. Obviously, I'd pick the dead woman because I've never done that before.

OK, so that last part is untrue - I'm pretty sure I can make it through life quite happily never knowing the joys of necrophilia. But I am known on occasion to have sex with guys, so it's not a big deal for me.


sassy1296 51F

7/10/2006 8:13 pm

They invent the vibator for a reason and that would be the reason


cobra70118 105M

7/10/2006 8:48 pm

easy for you ladies to choose but just try being a guy on planet earth next time. since I'm a *healthy* *straight* guy you've already know my answer. Rather shoot myself cause foto ain't gonna look any better to me no matter how much make up he puts on. no offense foto. lol

cousin cobra


ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
7/10/2006 9:16 pm

I don't do dead... pass another lady my way.

Artistic


rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
7/10/2006 9:40 pm

I'm not afraid to admit to choosing the former but only in an oral sort of way. There's something sad and mortal about the dead that just kills the feeling for me. Shortdogg


xxxtallorderxxx 46M

7/10/2006 9:58 pm

    Quoting rm_Garp402:
    How dead exactly, I mean would you settle for someone in a Coma???
    As in A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in
    her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private
    parts and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
    touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
    recognisable movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what
    happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
    will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was
    sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains
    for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
    rate.

    The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

    The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked
omg, i was sure that was goona work too lol


JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
7/10/2006 10:43 pm

Is this why sheep farmers prefer sheep?


BaronessK 52F

7/11/2006 12:10 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    You Kinky Karnivorous Kats, here is my decision:

    I am entitled to the pleasures of any breathing woman as I have been dead from the neck up for years and sex with me is, by definition necknofeelia. I win
fun ain't "right", but he is correct {I know because I've read his blog!}; so based on him being 'dead', I'd do the dead guy! Actually, thinking back on my kids' sperm donor...I have done a dead guy already.


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:25 am

    Quoting Djeeper1987:
    3. A beautiful breathing, sexy woman.


We and a few hundred readers are still waiting for your answer


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:25 am

We and a few hundred readers are still waiting for your answer too


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:27 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    I'm Dusty. I love women, I write for women and I'm one of the girls ergo case proven. Woman everytime.
That choice is not available to you Dusty. Play fair

We and a few hundred readers are still waiting for your answer


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:28 am

    Quoting xxxtallorderxxx:
    i wouldnt do either, and be celibate, homosexuality is not my thing and a dead person yucky !!!

    xxxtallorderxxx
You would not last as a celibate. We have seen your profile mister.


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:30 am

    Quoting bipolybabe:
    How recently dead? Could it be Antonio Banderas, who just died of a heart attack while I was fucking him?

    Do dead bodies get erections? I imagine that could be quite a stiffy.

    I'll go with the dead guy for 30 and hope for the best!

    BiPolyBabe

    Well, I could do a girl any day. This would be novel!
And they say WE are weird


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:32 am

    Quoting milliesguy:
    i think the girls got of lightly on this 1 or am i just biased ? yeah i am i'll awnser 4 u hehe .. well if i was a woman id be into other women but im a man and im into women only, so id rather go without
Sorry, only two choices. Dead or Fred ??


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:33 am

    Quoting digdug41:
    yall are some strange ass chicks
Not half as strange as some of these answers


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:35 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I admit it..I've thought about licking a pussy girls..ya got me.
Offer accepted


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 12:36 am

Thank you all for participating .

Its been fun.

Sandy and Dee


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/11/2006 1:11 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    Since when have you two played fair?

    And if you'll look at my stats again the world is waiting for my answer not a few hundred.

    I don't do it for or with the boys. Neither do I make with the dead ones.

    So it's just me and the widow then!! Final answer!!
Then its off to the Monastery with you Dusty


Mistress_Nessa 40F

7/11/2006 1:37 am

I'd take option # 1 any day, although it's not really a sacrifice! lol

~ Mistress Nessa ~


QueenOfSwords 34F

7/11/2006 1:55 am

Ok I choose another woman but can I please pick who? :


rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
7/11/2006 8:56 am

No way I'm fucking something that doesn't fuck back!!!
So you know my answer!!!
a mouth is a mouth and an ass is an ass so all I have to do is work on the visuals!


rm_cnilingsfan2 48M
158 posts
7/11/2006 2:24 pm

You girls are mean!!!! I think I would put in a movie and get a bottle of hand cream...lol


Djeeper1987 47M

7/11/2006 6:05 pm

My question would be, who would wanna sleep with me?

Carpe Diem


rm_ADudeinTokyo 52M
7 posts
7/13/2006 7:54 am

Dead Girl. If I get the pick of the morgue, and am allowed to use a space heater or blow dryer to warm them up a little. I wonder if there are any new positions I could try that are off limits to the living. . .


TheCliticals 35F/F

7/13/2006 6:24 pm

    Quoting Djeeper1987:
    My question would be, who would wanna sleep with me?
Would you like us to canvas this question


Djeeper1987 47M

7/13/2006 6:36 pm

Canvas away my dears!!

Carpe Diem


Djeeper1987 47M

7/14/2006 5:49 pm

Hey girls though you were going to canvas my question? Hope you have a terrific weekend!!



Carpe Diem


rm_bigwillie358 34M
8 posts
7/19/2006 7:16 am

i would have to give up sex at this time if thats my only choices


ready4fun1072 44M/44F

7/19/2006 8:30 am

Would for sure go with the woman. They are to good to pass up!!!!!!!!


AndyUnique 68M

7/19/2006 9:25 am

I'd go with the same sex option.

Just as a side note, I've heard that sometimes a hanged man dies with a hard on. Psychologists are baffled by the phenomenon.


kinkminded 48M  
8 posts
7/19/2006 10:34 am

thats easy for a guy that is bi..


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/20/2006 8:45 am

"Do dead bodies get erections? I imagine that could be quite a stiffy."

Not to be taken for gospel, but check out the movie Clerks for a take on this question....


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/20/2006 9:03 am

To deal with the question at hand, just to expand your data base:

(thinking out loud here... #1, been there, done that, special case, not likely to be repeated...

#2, makes me think of Art Garfunkle in Bad Timing and that was pretty unappealing as well)

Can I vote to do both on the contingency that performing the act will bring the subject back to life?


legsallthewayup 54F  
37 posts
7/20/2006 11:14 am

So, who ratted me out...geez, you hump one cadaver and suddenly you see the shit all over the internet....gotta admit tho, that bitch was compliant but firm, just the way i like em...
legs


TonyPlays 64M

7/20/2006 11:58 am

#1. But only if it was an exact clone of me.


diamonddiva005 36F
8 posts
7/20/2006 7:46 pm

I would be with a woman*Y*, can't resist the sweet taste and smell......what was the question again?!


rainqueen04 55F
1340 posts
7/20/2006 8:34 pm

garp is so funny! i would be with the woman.....


demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
7/21/2006 2:59 am

given the two choices... and abstinence wasn't an option? i'd go for a woman. and would my male partner be able to watch? that would make it more exciting for me. but if not, still doesn't change my answer.

i did recently watch a necrophilia movie though. that was disturbing. in the end, her living b/f called her on the phone "I love you". it was the first he'd said it, if i recall. she instantly knew something was wrong and took off running... he was all ready to commit suicide. when she walked in... he told her "you push me or i push myself"... then hung himself. so he'd die and she'd make love to him. and yes, it WAS a strange movie for a date night with my partner.


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