Dear Diary by Sandy  

TheCliticals 34F/F
994 posts
5/31/2006 1:22 am

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Dear Diary by Sandy

Dear Diary,

I've decided to do some community service so that people will know I love the world, and then love me in return. I'm very excited about it ever since Dee told me that my new sense of purpose took two inches off my hips.

Today, I've decided my community service is: being a metaphor. Isn't that awesome?

I got this idea because a metaphor is something that, like, means something about something. Do you see?

So I decided to make a statement. And I chose world peace, because a lot of really cute people are dying without getting to meet Dee or me first and that's tragic.

A lot of people in this world don't understand each other but I want to show that we totally don't have to be at war, and even if you don't like somebody, you don't have to kill them.

Like the time I met an American from Our Can Saw at a bar. He insisted that's a state, and I didn't believe him because I could swear I saw one of those at a shop once and it was a power tool. He said, 'No, it's a place', but still, he swore that's an actual state. And did I kill him? Nooooo! I bought him a drink. And let him grab my crotch. (And then slapped him when he tried to kiss me -- like, hello, my mouth is private.) So, even though I ended up slapping him, we were almost completely fine, and I think the world should be the same way.

For some reason I was thinking about Beckham and Posh as I typed that, wondering what new media outing is going to send her reaching for the meat cleaver this summer. Peace Posh, peace babe.

Just tell him 'What do you want -- football as your job, or foot-jobs for your balls?' and I've seen some pictures so I know what I'm talking about even though I've NEVER done that for him (but it sounds like it might be fun).

Oh, God, see? I brought it RIGHT BACK around to sex.

I am so awesome, Diary.

I am full of things to say about things that mean things. I am a walking ...whatever that word was.



londongames 36M

5/31/2006 2:04 am


How did you learn to become a metaphor?
Is there like training schools for this?
If i applied would people take me seriously or just try to brush me off as as aside..and quote nichi just to feel better about themselves?


TheCliticals 34F/F

5/31/2006 2:09 am

Only private tutors, but we do house calls

Dee


STCMOguy4fun 36M

5/31/2006 2:45 am

House calls & private Tutors, what I would like to know is what is your favorite subject to teach.

I may just have to get rusty.


sexy_sexy_couple 37M/35F
1 post
5/31/2006 3:04 am

We have read your diary and like the way your minds work. We found it very sensual, erotic and free thinking. You are both obviously more than pretty faces.

We have sent an e-mail with a pic of both of us. If you get the time, then check out our profile. Hope to hear from you soon.

X


londongames 36M

5/31/2006 5:22 am

( gulp )


earthShiva 59M

5/31/2006 5:34 am

Ah my dear Sandy!
You are The Goddess. You are the Cat's meow. You are jade, so hard and smooth and always cool to the touch. You are the dawn. You are ripples on still water. You are the ether that holds time and space. You are the flawless golf swing and you are the intact tortilla chip that magically endures among the crumbs of an almost empty bag!

londongames! Best of luck with that housecall thing. If it sounds too much, start out by being like a simile first, and work your way up to metaphor.


bigsexualtrainer 32M

5/31/2006 10:35 am

Just got in London from Italy...
I don't know anybody here for the moment...
i really need friendship...


TheCliticals 34F/F

5/31/2006 4:23 pm

    Quoting STCMOguy4fun:
    House calls & private Tutors, what I would like to know is what is your favorite subject to teach.

    I may just have to get rusty.
Dee's subjects were Old Norse and Anglo Saxon Literature but she's a wiz at biology too

I've already forgotten what I studied but I can recall every party with total clarity.

-Sandy


TheCliticals 34F/F

5/31/2006 4:25 pm

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    I have been called many things in my time but they're usually mono rather than poly ... syllabic!
We're ready to go poly on mono with you anytime


TheCliticals 34F/F

5/31/2006 7:41 pm

    Quoting earthShiva:
    Ah my dear Sandy!
    You are The Goddess. You are the Cat's meow. You are jade, so hard and smooth and always cool to the touch. You are the dawn. You are ripples on still water. You are the ether that holds time and space. You are the flawless golf swing and you are the intact tortilla chip that magically endures among the crumbs of an almost empty bag!

    londongames! Best of luck with that housecall thing. If it sounds too much, start out by being like a simile first, and work your way up to metaphor.
I almost wet myself laughing at Sandy as an intact tortilla chip. Thank you and Im using that remark always from now on.

-Dee


TheCliticals 34F/F

5/31/2006 7:44 pm

    Quoting bigsexualtrainer:
    Just got in London from Italy...
    I don't know anybody here for the moment...
    i really need friendship...
The Salvation Army shelter has a full supply of lonley people who also need a friend. Be charitable and Im sure you wont be friendless for long.

If that doesnt work out, call us

Dee


hornysurreymale 37M
5 posts
5/31/2006 10:27 pm

so do u have mmns messenger so we can chat and meet up


TheCliticals 34F/F

5/31/2006 11:48 pm

For LondonGames: Metaphorically not, Its up to you. Being taken seriously isnt important, its who catches your braodcast.
Lets make a distinction between the truth-value of an idea, and its use-value. Can you be comfortable with the proposition that no idea is absolutely TRUE, at least as mediated by language. Language is only a system for building models, metaphors of what is going on. So realize that all we have to communicate with are models of reality.
Some metaphors are incredibly powerful. They can lead us past distractions into rich and rewarding experiences. Others can lead us nowhere, except to waste great amounts of time. And all this regardless of whether or not the model is "true". A religious belief, for instance, may not be "true" in the Western empiricist sense, but it may contribute to overall health of a given person.

Dee


STCMOguy4fun 36M

6/1/2006 1:02 am

    Quoting TheCliticals:
    Dee's subjects were Old Norse and Anglo Saxon Literature but she's a wiz at biology too

    I've already forgotten what I studied but I can recall every party with total clarity.

    -Sandy
Really, .... Acuin Dantis Derh En Ohdinne Prisa Asgaudre. Dome'et que' intelis? ( just checking lol ) As far as Parties, I can remember most of mine. It is the day afters that i have troubles with Beowulf,....still a classic.

Later


TheCliticals 34F/F

6/1/2006 1:11 am

On mornings like this Im more like the monster's mother than you could ever imagine
Dee


bigsexualtrainer 32M

6/1/2006 12:00 pm

    Quoting TheCliticals:
    The Salvation Army shelter has a full supply of lonley people who also need a friend. Be charitable and Im sure you wont be friendless for long.

    If that doesnt work out, call us

    Dee
The Salvation Army..???
i don't know what it is and it does'n sound very good.....
I prefere a couple of girls like you for sure!!!!!


QueenOfSwords 34F

7/20/2006 7:34 am

Hay Thats brillaint ok. Truly brilliant, so why are they criticising you again?


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