Cliticals Nude Picnic  

TheCliticals 34F/F
994 posts
8/4/2006 2:09 am

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Cliticals Nude Picnic


Welcome to the Cliticals Quiz, a new step in comment whoring

We know many of you read our blog regularly, but lets see how many of you have been paying attention

The highest scoring entry will, thanks to the generosity of our friend FunInTheDay2006 who will cover your expenses, be flying Business Class to London to attend our nude picnic party on Sunday 26th August.

Are you ready?

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ?

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans?

Question 3. How long have we been together?

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder?

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger?

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee?

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking?

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again?

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us?

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?


rm_4it921 61M
1371 posts
8/4/2006 2:39 am

Sandy has an uncle at the BBC? Can he get me more work?
Sorry ladies I just aint been on here long enough to know the answers and anyway you really really really wouldnt want me at a nude picnic (perish the bloody thought)

Take care xxxxxxx


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/4/2006 2:57 am

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ? Me.

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans? My sperm.

Question 3. How long have we been together? Too long, time for a man, ME

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at Passion.com? Crusty foggit

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger? Dee

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee? Both of ya bastards keep me awake

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking? Dees teeth

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again? Maggie Thatcher

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us? Make you popular

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC? Uncle

I AM PAYING FOR NOTHING, YA BINTS


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/4/2006 3:24 am

To Sandy

Tonight( You masturbate your lust for me)
You know the tune

Tonight you masturbate your lust for me
It seems the natural thing to do
Tonight no one's gonna find you
You’ll leave blog ville behind you
When I cum over you

Tonight you masturbate your lust for me
And know that deep inside I want you too
Tonight our fingers will be searching
For a time we can be to gether
When you feel lust for me tonight

Tonight you masturbate your love for me (ooh)
And that shooting juice is gonna come pumping through
Tonight there'll be no Dee Dee between us
What you want most to do
Is to get your tits out, tonight

Tonight you masturbate your lust for me
And soon that Dee will be an old shrew
Tonight we will make our plans
And we will be lovers
When you cyber love me

Tonight my cam will show Nemo for you (ooh)
And that active fish is gonna come more than once
Tonight he’ll be spitting for lust we have
What you want most to do
Is to get close to Fun

Tonight you masturbate your lust for me


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/4/2006 3:28 am

It is too early to take a quiz, but wanted to stop by and say hi

Purry {=}

Purry


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/4/2006 3:30 am

It's not fair. I've only just found your blog!

But on the bright side I live in London and do love a picnic!

warm xx


Choozmi 50M

8/4/2006 3:46 am

I couldn't answer any of these with any authority. But that doesn't mean I haven't been paying attention! I just have a terrible time remembering dates, names, and specifics.

Also the picture posted with this blog entry has removed all reason and higher thought processes from my brain and I'm reduced to incoherent babbling.

By the way... I remain a faithful reader but haven't commented much lately because you get SO MANY comments (and rightfully so) that I fear being lost in the crowd.


JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/4/2006 4:07 am

Would one or both of you ladies please just stand in front of fun naked so he will quit whining.

Juicy


Balibabe19 41F

8/4/2006 4:20 am

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ? Sandy

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans? patches, buttons, studs and then wrote poetry on them

Question 3. How long have we been together? 11 months or so

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder? Dusty Widget..now there is a man who knows talent..

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger? Cucumber

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee? Sandy

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking? She wanted to put in two tabs of viagra

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again? Anna Nicole Smith…well she does!!!!

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us? *Best Ms Huny impersonation*…Adopt ya’all

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC? Uncle!!! You know good ol uncy unc…you know Uncle..uncie..unc unc??...


Djeeper1987 47M

8/4/2006 4:47 am

I am still learning about you two. I would say Sandy is the one that snores. BTW, I have always wanted to move to England. Any chance of a job at the BBC?

Carpe Diem


rm_blkondemand 36M
236 posts
8/4/2006 4:51 am

I have no chance at this one, but would love to do free photography at the nude picnic.


alphuctup 40M

8/4/2006 5:39 am

Cock it! I'm sticking to the pub quiz.


UdderPuttyBiped 37M
102 posts
8/4/2006 5:53 am

This quiz is harder than it looks. I'll give it a whirl though.

1) Must use deductive reasoning. Sandy is still going to school. Therefore the answer must be Dee.

2) Easy. Buttons, studs, patches, and poetry.

3) Well, let's see, it was "about" 8 months in May. So I'm going to have to say 11 months, nearly a year now.

4) Oh that would be Dusty Widget of course.

5) Cucumber, a girl's best friend.

6) Dee! We just covered that!

7) Viagra, and I hate that man for his confounded luck.

This question I almost want to think is a trick question. I will guess however, again using bits of things I picked up. I *think* it's Dee.

9) Is there only one thing? I don't believe it. You did make a reference to her throwing up a gone fishin sign and flying over to London to help ya show Dusty how to party.

10) Not one clue. Unless it's that Michael Parkinson guy you did the interview with.

Hmm. I almost regret posting this, as it will help my competition.

But can't be helped I guess.

brad


UdderPuttyBiped 37M
102 posts
8/4/2006 5:55 am

Sometimes that damn smily thing can be a pain. In the previous post, that was an EIGHT, not a googly eyed moron.


UdderPuttyBiped 37M
102 posts
8/4/2006 6:00 am

This quiz is harder than it looks. I'll give it a whirl though.

1) Must use deductive reasoning. Sandy is still going to school. Therefore the answer must be Dee.

2) Easy. Buttons, studs, patches, and poetry.

3) Well, let's see, it was "about" 8 months in May. So I'm going to have to say 11 months, nearly a year now.

4) Oh that would be Dusty Widget of course.

5) Cucumber, a girl's best friend.

6) Sandy! We just covered that!

7) Viagra, and I hate that man for his confounded luck.

8 )This question I almost want to think is a trick question. I will guess however, again using bits of things I picked up. I *think* it's Dee.

9) Is there only one thing? I don't believe it. You did make a reference to her throwing up a gone fishin sign and flying over to London to help ya show Dusty how to party.

10) Not one clue. Unless it's that Michael Parkinson guy you did the interview with.

Hmm. I almost regret posting this, as it will help my competition.

But can't be helped I guess.

Brad


UdderPuttyBiped 37M
102 posts
8/4/2006 6:03 am

Oh and by the way, August 26th is a Saturday. I know this because I am having a Toga party at my house on that day. Not that I wouldn't skip my own party to go to a nude picnic in London. But if y'all need a fall back plan, bring a sheet and get your asses to Iowa.


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
8/4/2006 6:24 am

seems that they have been answered )


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
8/4/2006 6:29 am

A nude picnic sounds fun. You ladies would be an excellent reason for me to visit England. Maybe I'll have to fly out someday.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


drnick20054 28M

8/4/2006 7:02 am

well i fail, i could go back and find the answers but come on. i love u guys


rm_Rickslovely 44M/50F
401 posts
8/4/2006 8:17 am

I've only found you long enough to know that Sandy is the snoring culprit. I guess I'll just have to throw in the towel and forfeit on account of ignorance. Have fun at your picnic, though! Share some pics with us!.....


sillyperv 54M

8/4/2006 11:00 am

1. Lots of people got "hons" at University. I hear it is cured with anit bacterical cream and salt water baths.
2. Enough! I sewed the the crotch back into those jeans like I promised.
3. You won't sell me the video tapes so I have no idea how long your "togetherness" lasts. You two, why can't you just say "fucking" like normal people.
4.
5. THAT so weird that a blogger and a vegetable are having a contest over who can get more "Brian's". Would it count if your change your name.
6. The one wearing scarves and turtle necks to hide the finger prints from the midnight throttlings.
7. If she's not going to tell you, she doesn't want you to know.
8. Having multiple personalities doesn't mean you multiply your weight. Duh!
9. Introduce you to me.
10. That depends on how late he is with the cheque.


IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/4/2006 11:26 am

Oh man...I just met you 2...dammit!

I know that Sandy snores (I'm still willing to sleep in between you 2 if it'll help you out Dee ), and the answer to numer 5 is cucumber.

That's it. 'sall I know. I'm tempted to cheat and look at the other answers, but I'm not that kind of guy. ~ sigh ~ Why don't we have a picnic over here instead?...the weather's great.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/4/2006 12:19 pm

LoL well that would be quite a trip, but unfortunately I just took my vacation last week. I guess I'll have to sit back and see who the lucky winner is.


fantasylover_05 62M

8/4/2006 1:43 pm

NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NO DAMN TEST!!

I didn't study!!

This isn't fair!!

I want a RECOUNT!!


ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/4/2006 1:54 pm

ummmmmm .......... nice pic, beautiful hair!

.... now where was I ?

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ?
Dee because Sandy was 22

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans?
patches, buttons, studs, poetry

Question 3. How long have we been together?
About 8 months on May 29th and therefore just over 10 months.

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder?
Dusty Widget if you mean the first comment

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger?
Cucumber

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee?
Sandy

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking?
Viagra

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again?
Dee, maybe .... although I find it hard to believe .... more research required maybe

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us?
Adopt ya’all

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?
This will take a little longer to figure out ....

Live with passion !


snowdragon2006 40M

8/4/2006 7:26 pm

Ladies, I have only discovered your blog recently, though your commentary has quite a following, it seems. I, sadly and with much remorse, will not join your picnic. But if you don't mind I will borrow your idea and bring it to this side of the world. The asian people can be so sexy when they are given a chance, but are so rarely given that chance. Let's see what mayhem your idea can create here. Best of times at your picnic...


shaper007 51M

8/4/2006 11:28 pm

A picture is worth a thousand words..... so who's reading the blog?...LMAO !!!


Wyldtyme2nite 45M/45F
853 posts
8/4/2006 11:59 pm

We could probably only answer 4 so that leaves us out. But hey eventhough we lost we will still come back.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/5/2006 9:05 am

I ain't taking no stinking test...this thing was rigged from the start!!(that and I have a poor memory and a short attention sp...ooohhh something shimy....)

I might crash your picnic too...ok, I won't, only because I won't be in the country...but I really, REALLY want to be!!!...


rm_cnilingsfan2 48M
158 posts
8/5/2006 10:08 am

Well I just came back from camping. Dam it!!! I am not ready for a quize Glad to see everything is back to normal (for here anyways ) I will just run around here naked on the 26th to be with you in spirit Love the pic. hope my keybord still works I am drooling on it


VenusDiaries 62M
867 posts
8/5/2006 11:08 am

Clits I am older and I can't remember everything, it probably has something to do with those little blue pills that keep me awake and enlarged my member that you keep slipping in my drink. On vacation to the islands back next month.


florallei 99F

8/5/2006 11:27 am

Hi Girlz,

Sorry...can't answer most of these...how about the poorest score win...make the contest a bit more interesting? hehehe
hugs,
flo


rm_fiesta469 41M
14 posts
8/5/2006 2:01 pm

I agree with all the answers given to the questions but hay i take it i failed nothing unusual there.
Peace and respect
fiesta469


parkingspacereq 45M

8/5/2006 2:18 pm

to save time typing all my answers are the same as the person with the most correct answers and if they have any wrong then my answer will be the correct one.
also my flight will be fairly cheap as i only have to travel from northern ireland lol
take care ladies
uncle pxxx


TheCliticals 34F/F

8/5/2006 2:58 pm

Yes, OK. A special prize for the most creative wrong answers then


ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/5/2006 4:36 pm

Two prizes then ?

.... or a combination of as many correct answers as possible plus creative wrong ones ?

Live with passion !


economickrisis 54M

8/5/2006 9:39 pm

Theres the rub ya see. If a bloke won and gave ya the drum on all yer questions a bloke would pay his own bloody fare to blighty coz struth a bloke couldnt accept a trip from that wowser bloody ponce poofter pommy prick ya call funintheday.


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
8/5/2006 10:24 pm

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ? Dee
Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans? patches, buttons, studs and written poetry
Question 3. How long have we been together? 10-11 months
Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder? Dusty Widget
Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger? Cucumber
Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee? Sandy
Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking? Viagra
Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again? please forgive, but I guess Dee
Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us? Adopt you both
Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC? Michael Parkinson

Well, that is my list - you crazy munchkins!!!!!!


economickrisis 54M

8/5/2006 11:30 pm

[post 456903]


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/6/2006 12:45 am

    Quoting TheCliticals:
    Yes, OK. A special prize for the most creative wrong answers then
Guess that'll be me then

Oh God, not another gay stalker


TonyPlays 64M

8/6/2006 6:41 am

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ?

James Blunt (just a wild guess).

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans?

dried semen (gasp!) (just kidding)

Question 3. How long have we been together?

My guess is that since last night your naked bodies have been plastered against each other for about 3 hours.

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder?

Dusty (just guessing)

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger?

a cucumber! yay!

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee?

I believe it's Sandy. (I think it's so cute to see a pretty woman naked, sleeping and snoring.

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking?

her finger

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again?

Oprah Winfrey

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us?

party naked

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?

Winston Churchill, (that was the first British name I could think of.)

I would love to party naked with "the beautiful people".


shylena256 42F
1967 posts
8/6/2006 1:42 pm

uncle sidney


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
8/6/2006 4:42 pm

I can't make it on the 26th or I would simply win the
ticket... I'm heading to Chicago for work!

Change the date of the party to a workable date
and I'm there with the winning entry!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
8/6/2006 5:01 pm

There...now change the date of the party!

Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ? dee

What does Dee have on her old jeans?
poetry, buttons, patches, and studs can be found on dee's jeans...

How long have we been together? soon to be a year

Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder? dusty widget would be he who befriended you

Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger? the cucumber

Who snores, Sandy or Dee? sandy snores

What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking? viagra

Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again? dee

What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us?
must be adopt you two because you wanted me to do that too...

What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?
michael parkinson

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


kjb5191 45M

8/6/2006 7:27 pm

This will be a shot in the dark for a nice Canadian boy but, I would love to visit the UK so, here goes (note, answers my answers may be plagurized by other respondants).

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ? Sandy

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans? patches, buttons, studs and then wrote poetry on them

Question 3. How long have we been together? 11 month's

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder? Dusty Widget..now there is a man who knows talent..

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger? Cucumber

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee? Sandy

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking? She wanted to put in two tabs of viagra

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again? Anna Nicole Smith…well she does!!!!

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us? *Best Ms Huny impersonation*…Adopt ya’all

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC? Uncle!!! You know good ol uncy unc…you know Uncle..uncie..unc unc??...


TheCliticals 34F/F

8/7/2006 2:01 am

Noone has scored a perfect 10 yet !!


TheCliticals 34F/F

8/7/2006 2:04 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    Be honest ladies I've baffled you with the interplexity of my worldplay haven't I?
Only totally


ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/7/2006 4:42 am

Ahhh!

maybe a guess at question 10 is called for:

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?
Michael Parkinson

Live with passion !


rm_sheople 45M
42 posts
8/7/2006 9:57 am

Question 1. Who graduated with hons from University at 20 ?
Dee

Question 2. What does Dee have on her old jeans?
Dee has patches, buttons, studs, and poetry on her old jeans.

Question 3. How long have we been together?
You two have been together approximately 10 months and 1 week. You stated on May 29, 2006 that you two had been together “8 months or so”.

Question 4. Who was the first blogger to befriend us at AdultFriendFinder?
DustyWidget (the first blogger to befriend you in your own blog)

Question 5. Which of Sandy's favourite vegetables has more brians than a certain female blogger?
cucumber note you ask here "more brians" not "more brains", likely a typing error

Question 6. Who snores, Sandy or Dee?
Sandy

Question 7. What did Sandy put into Terry's drink when he wasnt looking?
Viagra

Question 8. Who once weighed 105 lbs more than she does now and worries about getting fat again?
Dee

Question 9. What do we want Mz Huny to do with/to/for us?
“[MzHunyHole:] Then come on over here and visit us in London. Maybe you can show Musty Digit how to throw a real party.” More Agony

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?
Michael Parkinson


TheCliticals 34F/F

8/8/2006 12:11 am

Hint : Not poor old Parky


ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/9/2006 6:27 am

Another guess for question 10:

.... Its not Jeremy Clarkson is it ?

............ that would be so cool ........

...................... but come to think of it he is not old enough or ?

Live with passion !


ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/9/2006 6:30 am

or Terry Wogan ?!

.... not cool ...........

Live with passion !


ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/9/2006 6:53 am

OK, one fo the following:

Mike Harding

and more wild guesses:

Sir James Goldsmith
Richard Bingham

I think we need more clues ............

Live with passion !


rm_sheople 45M
42 posts
8/9/2006 10:33 am

Lovely Sandy and Dee,

Thank you for revealing that you are not related to Michael Parkinson.

Please accept my earlier answers to Questions 1 through 9, along with my new answer to Question 10:

Question 10. What is the name of Sandy's "uncle" at the BBC?
parkingspacereq


rm_mat926 28M
9 posts
8/9/2006 11:13 am

I've just got here so I don't know the answers, I could cheat and look but you'd be able to work that out. Anyway I'm 18 and haven't managed to attend any naked picnics yet, the closest I got was when someone shouted naked bar and that just wasn't the same. Anyway I can make my own way there so if you'd like to see me as much as I'd like to see you then let me know the venue and start time, if not I'll probably end up roaming the streets, naked, and how could you live with that. Stick the details on my blog, just started it so any advice you;ve got would be much appreciated.


rm_sheople 45M
42 posts
8/9/2006 2:35 pm

Sandy and Dee,

I just sent you an email regarding my quiz question #10 answer concerns.
Please check it when you get a moment.


TheCliticals 34F/F

8/10/2006 1:15 am

    Quoting rm_mat926:
    I've just got here so I don't know the answers, I could cheat and look but you'd be able to work that out. Anyway I'm 18 and haven't managed to attend any naked picnics yet, the closest I got was when someone shouted naked bar and that just wasn't the same. Anyway I can make my own way there so if you'd like to see me as much as I'd like to see you then let me know the venue and start time, if not I'll probably end up roaming the streets, naked, and how could you live with that. Stick the details on my blog, just started it so any advice you;ve got would be much appreciated.
Blog often and blog freely
Sandy


kjb5191 45M

8/10/2006 7:57 pm

that's cause the only perfect 10 in here are the two of you!!!


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