Are you unhappy with your boobs?  

TheCliticals 35F/F
994 posts
6/22/2006 6:53 am

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9/11/2006 11:48 pm

Are you unhappy with your boobs?


Are your boobs unhappy with you?

Are you unhappy with your boobs?

Perhaps theyre annoyed with all your whining and sick of hearing you say sad things about them.

Why won't you grow?

Couldn't you be a little firmer, bigger, fuller, oval?


Its your own fault for not wearing them to their full extent. Be proud of what they are, and challenge them daily to live up to their potential!

Buy that cute low cut tank top you saw!

To hell with a bra, your boobs can handle it.

Hold your head up high, enjoy that breeze and resist the urge to fold your arms over your chest!

If you wear your boobs to their full extent - they will thank you for it.

So will we


norprin5 55M

6/22/2006 7:59 am

i'm not very happy with my boobs...they're too big, actually, i'm thinking of getting a reduction...

King Nor XVIII


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
6/22/2006 8:43 am


well, i don't know...
do you think i should get implants? i am worried they won't go with the rest of me...
kisses.


bigsexualtrainer 32M

6/22/2006 9:00 am

.....
i prefere girls with smal boobs...
is much more sexy for me then massive boobs!!!
....
coming back...
when car realyze my dream???


SexxxyLicious28 32F

6/22/2006 9:15 am

Hey Ladies! I must say I love your blogs! Very funny and cool. Now about this boob thing...

I used to have a love/hate relationship with my boobs. I thought they were too big, too sloppy, too annoying when I couldn't fit into shirts because they took up too much room. Now I love them, they're great and they get me in tons of trouble with both guys and girls! I'm beginning to think they're reaching perfection... but I couldn't believe it when someone asked me if I wanted to get a boob job and they would pay.... Kinda weird.. lol.

Keep the blogs coming!

~Sexxxy


earthShiva 59M

6/22/2006 9:21 am

I really don't like boobs. There was this boob in front of me on the way home who signaled left, turned right, and damn near got us both killed. Then there's the boob who bought my car and still hasn't returned the license plates so I can cancel insurance. And the boob at the cellphone company who can't seem to get my cellphone back online. There just are way too many boobs out there.

Thank the universe there are breasts out there to make up for all the boobs. Breasts are nice! All of 'em!


000TBoy 42M
194 posts
6/22/2006 11:31 am

Nice work again ladies!
If my boobs were any bigger, I'd never leave the house! Off to write my first blog now, speak soon xx


drnick20054 28M

6/22/2006 11:46 am

ill thank you for it


rm_shadesdee 40F

6/22/2006 12:13 pm

Hmmm... maybe I'll give it a try... Thanks for giving me something to think about!


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/22/2006 1:38 pm

Coulda, shoulda, woulda ..... Love what you have!

I like all sizes, but it is really the woman wearing them!!

Don't you agree?

Mav


eveready06 42M

6/22/2006 2:12 pm

And I thank you!! If this post encourages just one more woman to take pride in their boobs and show them off then I'm all for it! lol


HoopsPhymaUreal 41M
153 posts
6/22/2006 4:20 pm

I'm unhappy with my boobs. I need to workout more....


jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
6/23/2006 8:27 am

Every boob is a work of art to me later girls JD


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
6/23/2006 9:20 am

My boobs have become so comfortable with my body that they have become lazy...they like to hang...and no longer stand at attention lol.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


VenusDiaries 62M
867 posts
6/23/2006 9:33 am

Unrestrained Boobs are the first thing that normally gets my attention. I love the way they bounce, jiggle, hang, no matter the situation, size, shape or age. Boobs are fantastic and the more women flaunt them the better.


rm_fundy76 40M

6/23/2006 4:33 pm

I was all prepared to start writing about women's boobs. However, I feel I have to cut this posting short to interrupt with a news flash...

Long time Galapagos Islands resident Harriet the tortoise has died at the ripe old age of 176. Hariet was the world's oldest known creature.

I think that kind of puts my potential 'boobs are great' posting into perspective.

Look, at the end of the day (as I'm sure Harriet would agree), it's not all about the boobs - it's more about the confidence of the lady who's wearing them. That's the sexy part. Flesh is just for show, attitude is for stimulation (but please don't mistake arrogance or being an arsehole for attitude)

Anyway, good work ladies. I look forward to more of your irreverant missives...perhaps the inner thigh is next in line...

Fundy

ps. boobs are great.


real36CgirlPA 38F

6/24/2006 7:51 pm

I have grown to love and accept my boobs, but they like to tease people by peeking out of my bra and are too lazy to hold themselves up all the time anyhow.


ProFotoFreak 45M

6/25/2006 2:41 pm

I would say to any boob that will listen what Robin Williams once said on Mork and Mindy, "Fly! Be free!"

I practice what I preach too. I never wear a bra! Actually, I hardly wear clothes if I can get away with it.

Ciao!

Bryan


ella1966 50F
1528 posts
6/25/2006 6:33 pm

Well girls at 95 years of age, I have to make sure that I don't trip over them, you see!. But they aren't holding up too bad, considering. The problem is that in my younger days, people would run into them quite a bit because I was a natural DD (my mother always wonders who I took after, because hers are a cute B or C cup). They talk about having to widen doorways in the U.S. now, because there are so many grossly obese people, but what about widening them for well-endowed women who prefer not to have their knockers knocked about? I love the freedom of sometimes not wearing a bra, but you can't get away without one at my age and in my youth, I would marvel at my cousin who while not being so well-endowed, would wear hers to bed. In fact, I wouldn't mind sometimes wearing a corset, coz it would ease my backache in addition to holding up my boobs. But alas, I can ill afford a lady-in-waiting to lace me up every morning, such a tragedy.

A good bra is always a must girls, especially with the modern fashions nowadays, you need the proper silhouette. You have to make sure you buy one one size too small so that when the elasticity starts to go at the back you can still get a snug fit, O.K.? Also, make sure you have the correct cup size and if necessary, that you are properly measured by a fitter so you don't spill out the sides. I have to learn in my old age, to regularly buy new bras, with the large padded straps. None to sexy, but comfortable, I think.

Now, everyone should be well-informed about bras.

Glad to be of assistance.

ella X


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/26/2006 4:05 am

Hmmmmm

I've never ever gotten a complaint about my boobs....

then again, I've never gotten a compliment either...

I guess I'm par for the course then

Funny post...my compliments...

NG61...leaving behind two red roses tied in black silk ribbon as tokens...then slipping back into the shadows...


rm_ventialtor 48M
44 posts
6/26/2006 3:59 pm

miss clits,

i'm not worried about boobs, but I am loving your blog. i don't even dare think how many terrabytes I've let spill over the earth.

oh well.

your blog is great - sorry about the ex he sounds terminally dull. but on the bright side, i feel like more of a man knowing schlepps like that are out there.

ciao.

vent.


TheCliticals 35F/F

6/27/2006 11:26 pm

    Quoting ella1966:
    Well girls at 95 years of age, I have to make sure that I don't trip over them, you see!. But they aren't holding up too bad, considering. The problem is that in my younger days, people would run into them quite a bit because I was a natural DD (my mother always wonders who I took after, because hers are a cute B or C cup). They talk about having to widen doorways in the U.S. now, because there are so many grossly obese people, but what about widening them for well-endowed women who prefer not to have their knockers knocked about? I love the freedom of sometimes not wearing a bra, but you can't get away without one at my age and in my youth, I would marvel at my cousin who while not being so well-endowed, would wear hers to bed. In fact, I wouldn't mind sometimes wearing a corset, coz it would ease my backache in addition to holding up my boobs. But alas, I can ill afford a lady-in-waiting to lace me up every morning, such a tragedy.

    A good bra is always a must girls, especially with the modern fashions nowadays, you need the proper silhouette. You have to make sure you buy one one size too small so that when the elasticity starts to go at the back you can still get a snug fit, O.K.? Also, make sure you have the correct cup size and if necessary, that you are properly measured by a fitter so you don't spill out the sides. I have to learn in my old age, to regularly buy new bras, with the large padded straps. None to sexy, but comfortable, I think.

    Now, everyone should be well-informed about bras.

    Glad to be of assistance.

    ella X
Sage advice


curiousinlorain7 59F

6/30/2006 3:24 am

Love the humor in your blogs!! I've never really gotten 'minimizer bras' I mean are those bras made for men that are ashamed of man boobs? Because any woman wanting to 'minimize' what God (or plastic surgeon) gave you needs help!! like that old adage says got em flaunt em thanks for letting me post girls


drmama69 57F

6/30/2006 3:40 pm

Love my boobs, even if I am starting to experience furniture disease.

Great post! Thanks for the smiles!

My boobs are off for a work out to hopefully offset some of the effects of my chest falling into my drawers..../:


clitbutterfly 42F
1 post
7/11/2006 2:00 pm

When I was a teenager, I had C cup.Hmmm....I always wanted to reduce the size. They got too much attention. People like to tease them. I always had to hide them. I was so jealous of those gals with no boobs!!

Now, I have a B Cup. I am so proud of them. It is neither too big nor too small. ..kinda cute size. It is easily cupped with the hand and squeeze them whole But it is very erotic to watch gals with full C cup, very sexy. Sometimes I might want mine looks like that, but it doesn't matter. At least I don't need to worry about sagging when I get old.


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/21/2006 6:23 am

Im not happy with mine
I want a pair that is pert and cute that funuintheday wants to kiss and fondle. Preferably attched to a woman.

Hi sandy, ok hon

Dee, oh, never mind


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