Rednecks shoot down Saucer  

ThaRealLiv 43M
201 posts
5/30/2006 12:55 am

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5/30/2006 2:29 pm

Rednecks shoot down Saucer

I've been keeping up to date on the world's only reliable newspaper, the Weekly World News.

I'm sure many people scoff at the slogan, but these are the people who fail to read between the lines.

I know for a fact that the paper is based on true world events, how ever what separates this paper, from other papers, is that it covers world events that the other papers don't cover.

I've had an issue revolve around the liv inlavalova profile, where I guess the only reason I was able to read between tha lines is because the issue was about me. (see may 1st issue)

In the may 29th issue I was happy to discover that the flying saucer was shot down by them there rednecks. It's good ta know, that when BOSS Hogg ain't around, ya cin always count on acouple a rednecks wit rifles to keep the peace and justice.

Hell, what with the world be like wit out rednecks. That there flyin saucer woulda swooped right on down and abducted Sherry schiffer's daughter.

Theys hads ta act quick in this situation. Ain't no TIME for be phonin Rosco. Chances are Rosco be holdin that officers ball down at the luau, with all them there bad boys, tradin badges, and havin shootin contests, and the like, anyhows.
I'm sure Rosco's more concerned about his dog, that some dumbass flyin saucer, which he's probably sceered ta death a anyhows.

Yup! Rednecks! Always there when ya need em.
I feel kinda bad I had ta take out that ol gal impersonatin yer cousin, but hell, it's not like I didn't giver ample chance.

I'da known if it was yer cousin. I'll admit, she had her personality down pretty good, but I aint gone stupid now. I stood right in front a tha window, and asked her about uncle Joe, and she didn't even know who it was?
Kinda fishy if ya ask me. I wonder wher uncle Harry be spendin his money after that one.

Yup when it comes ta coverin world events, the Weekly World News is right up there with tha simpsons.

Its too bad people dont read tha papers. Just might do tha world some good.


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/30/2006 6:57 am

hi Liv

its a secure feeling, and i will sleep well, knowing that rednecks are always on guard ... i always knewsomeone was, ... thanks for pinning it down exactly who kept us safe.

LilJessicaSQuirt


ThaRealLiv 43M

5/30/2006 2:29 pm

Hyuuuuuaaaaaahhhh!!! Hey maH. She's called lilsquirt. UUAAAAHH!!Look at there pointy haired lil girl!! Imoona get me a shotgun now! EEUUUUHH!


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