The Truth Can Hurt  

TexasMar 43F
563 posts
1/21/2006 10:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Truth Can Hurt

The Truth Can Hurt

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine, in similar, but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, 'I was heavily-armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily-armed insurgent. We saw each other, and both took cover in the ditches along the road. 'I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scum bag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts
like a frigid, mean spirited woman! "He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

I had this e-mailed to me from a friend and thought this was too funny. I hope you enjoy!!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/21/2006 10:53 am

Hi T-Mar, I have missed you. My IM is uninstalled cause it was corrupted and I just decided to keep it off cause I am back in school now. I love your teeth!!!!! Beautiful smile.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
1/21/2006 5:41 pm

How did they know the Iraqi was a terrorist?

I dunno, you're trying to make fun of those of us who don't like the direction the country is headed, but the joke doesn't really work as written.

See, the principals are dissimilar. Hussein is the former head of state, so the Iraqi would be expected to counter not with a senator, but a head of state... Clinton, Bush, or Blair.

UBL is the financier and idealogue of al Queda, but again he is pitted against a US Senator. It would make more sense if the stooge in this joke was Ann Coulter or Phyllis Schlafley. Marge Schotte would also work, and indeed would be quite funny, but she's dead.

Sorry, but there is a certain amount of science that goes into comedy. There are rules sometimes.

9Simon9 66M
292 posts
1/22/2006 7:10 am

Although I feel Hillary has way more brains and common sense than Georgie boy, I liked the joke, but enjoyed Voodoo's dissection of it even more.

How about a pic of a face to accompany those gorgeous teeth?????

rip1374 54M

1/22/2006 1:28 pm

she looks as good as her smile does

pictureguy1234 47M

1/22/2006 4:29 pm

I Love it! And for voodoo's's just a JOKE.

And your teeth are awfully nice ....but I've said that before...

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
1/22/2006 5:27 pm

...very funny...

TexasMar 43F

1/22/2006 6:34 pm


Hi sweetie!! I have missed you as well!! I was wondering why you have not been on IM!! I have missed talking to you. I will need to call you soon and get caught up.

Thank you on your compliment on my smile!! I love your pictures as well. I really cant wait to meet you some day. We have to set that up soon.


TexasMar 43F

1/22/2006 6:44 pm


It was a JOKE. I was not making fun of ANYONE who does not like the direction the country is headed. Remember I dont follow politics like you do hon. I just thought it was a funny JOKE. I read it as that. I liked the part where two people fighting for for something could come together in the middle of the road and shake hands over some insults but not pay attention that they were in the middle of the road and get hit by a truck. I an seeing the irony in it.
Again it is a silly joke. You hon, are seeing the politics in it. I dont see the politics in it.

In fact, I dont even know who the people are that you mentioned. Yes, I have heard their names but dont know what they do or what offices they hold or even if they hold an office and I dont care. If that makes me stupid or indiffrent so be it. I just dont follow politics like you do.

I was just trying to be funny and it does not always meet the "rules" according to everyone.

Kisses to you anyway!!!

TexasMar 43F

1/22/2006 7:03 pm


Yes, voodoo does have a way of putting things. He does some WONDERFUL political blogs. Go read his blogs, I recommend them highly. He has a great sense of humor to them as well. He is a GREAT blogger in general. I have been following him almost from the second he started blogging.

As far as a picture.....Maybe soon I will change my picture!!! Just wait and see!!!

TexasMar 43F

1/22/2006 7:05 pm


Thank you!!!

Kisses to you!!!

TexasMar 43F

1/22/2006 7:08 pm


Thank you babe!! I thought it was a funny joke as well.

Yes, you have told me I have a lovely smile....
Thank you.....~blushes~

Kisses to you hon!!!

TexasMar 43F

1/22/2006 7:11 pm


Thank you!!

I love making you smile!! I love that smile of yours!!! Please smile on my blog everyday!!!

Long Slow Kisses to you baby!!!

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
1/23/2006 12:07 am

FYI - in case you're ever on Celebrity Jeopardy:

Clinton, William Jefferson - 42nd President of the United States (1993-2001).

Bush, George Walker - 43rd President of the United States (2001- ) .

Blair, Tony - Prime Minister of Great Britain.

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
1/27/2006 3:12 pm

LoL Perfect!

TexasMar 43F

2/1/2006 8:30 pm


I thought it was pretty funny too!!!

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