Busted  

TexasMar 43F
563 posts
3/26/2006 1:22 pm

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7/26/2006 3:18 pm

Busted


A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said, "pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and
a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

MyRealLoverOne 45M

3/26/2006 4:27 pm

So nice to see you back sweet face!


TexasMar 43F

3/26/2006 5:26 pm

So nice to be back Sexy Man!!! I have missed your sexy eyes!!

I just commented on your Body Shot Blog!!! MMMMM Body shots with you!!! Yummy!!!

Kisses sweetie!!!


rm_Thrantor2 44M/47F
283 posts
3/27/2006 2:48 pm

*grin* You'd think the Statue going to the bathroom at some point or another would give away the deal. *grin*

That and when you first walk in the statue has a hatrack and after awhile doesn't anymore. *grin*


MyRealLoverOne 45M

3/27/2006 6:07 pm

    Quoting TexasMar:
    So nice to be back Sexy Man!!! I have missed your sexy eyes!!

    I just commented on your Body Shot Blog!!! MMMMM Body shots with you!!! Yummy!!!

    Kisses sweetie!!!
Ummmmm....shall I go first or would you like the honor?


rm_Thrantor2 44M/47F
283 posts
3/28/2006 8:40 pm

*grin* Just saw something like this but completely different. It's a game show called distraction. They put you into situations were you are REALLY distracted and then ask you questions.

The reason it reminded me of this was they coated them in corn syrup and bird feed and then had them lie down while 4 hungry geese were let into the pen.

You can off course guess what happened. Quick.. Tell me the answer to my question why a goose is nibbling at your privates.


kuriousqt73 43F

3/30/2006 4:13 pm

Where do I get one of those statues???


rm_ruinpussy 47M

3/31/2006 6:03 pm

how about showing me more pictures than just your beauiful smile


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