Best Lawyer Story EVER!!  

TexasMar 43F
563 posts
8/15/2006 5:05 pm

Last Read:
9/22/2006 11:41 am

Best Lawyer Story EVER!!


BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was
obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning
his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA!
NO WONDER THIRD WORLD
COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/15/2006 5:42 pm

AMAZING!!!!

Purry {=}

Purry


rip1374 54M

8/15/2006 6:24 pm

well damn


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

8/15/2006 6:32 pm

Unfucking beleiveable...LMAO...Ready

Ready


TexasMar 43F

8/16/2006 2:57 pm

purrykitty

Isnt it funny!!! You are pretty amazing too. Can you say HOT!!!

MMMMM

Kisses to you babe.


TexasMar 43F

8/16/2006 2:57 pm

rip

I thought it was really funny.....Glad you enjoyed it.


TexasMar 43F

8/16/2006 2:58 pm

readytolay

I was amazed that it was a true story....LOL

Only in America right?


rm_ruinpussy 47M

8/23/2006 7:15 pm

Hey I am glad to see you are back. Good lawyer slam. If you need some loven for those headaces give me a call. I have to do the same thing for my wife at least once every other week. I would love to help I have not seen that smile in a long time.


TexasMar 43F

8/30/2006 3:44 am

stud

That is tooo funny. I like that one.

Kisses


TexasMar 43F

8/30/2006 3:46 am

ruin

Thank for the offer. I will keep that in mind. I am trying to get my computer fixed although not trying toooo hard. I jsut cant live without a computer so I am borrowing one.

Thanks for the compliment on my smile.

Kisses


sexycouple5572 42M/42F
4 posts
9/22/2006 9:52 am

This story is not true. It's an old joke, that gets changed around a bit by different tellers, but its entirely fiction.


TexasMar 43F

9/22/2006 11:41 am

sexycouple

WOW you are very sexy. Steamy.....

I am not sure if it is true or not I just thought it was funny. I hope you enjoyed it even if it was not true.

Kisses


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