can't get laid  

TeenFuck18 29F
291 posts
5/4/2006 7:12 pm

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1/11/2007 5:20 pm

can't get laid

Well, shit.

I came home today, watched my parents leave for a trip to Dallas, returning tomorrow evening, and logged on here tonight to see what's up and touch myself a little. Well, of course that made me horny, and all I wanted to do was find someone to hook up with tonight. But of course, not one damn person on this site who lives in New Orleans is free. So here I am, horny as all hell, with no cock to suck or fuck. I guess I'm not getting any tonight. Too bad, I just shaved my cunt to a little landing strip, I was so horny to get some. Now I'm nice and smooth, but no one around to see it...

ShyGuy4U1978 38M  
67 posts
5/4/2006 8:32 pm

Well shit, how depressing is this?? Now that it's too late I see this post. Next time you run into a problem like this, please feel free to look me up. I would have been more than happy to come help ya out.

rm_Tiberious10 49M
1 post
5/5/2006 8:39 pm

Now THAT is a crying shame. I'll bet there are hundreds of guys, (including me of course) who are kicking themselves for not being available... make a list for next time, and put me on it!

rm_BigT4928 28M
4 posts
5/9/2006 12:07 am

i woulda fucked u if i would have known

bitb2000 33M
1 post
5/18/2006 1:05 am

horny girls call me

c0cazngmail 31M

5/24/2006 8:23 pm

omg are you for real! too bad you dont live in baton rouge I love to cum all over your face! And your so actractive too; ; BR woman arent nearly as good looking.

rm_mistr_magic 38M

5/29/2006 8:07 pm

i don't think you were lookin in the right place or looking for magic cus you dam sure would have found it

rm_wildcard7772 51M
9 posts
6/6/2006 2:28 pm

If u like older guys call me maybe we can hook up cuz I like younger women....take care

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/7/2006 10:28 am

Huh... thats a real short trip on my high powered moto scooter! Drop a line next time!!!!!

rm_studboy5989 43M

6/8/2006 4:16 pm

Hey Teen. Sorry to hear about your dilemma. All ready to go and no way to get there. Next time you are in a pickle looking for a little dickle, give me a hollar. I am looking for a NQA fuckbuddy, and looks like you are in the market, so give me a shout on email. I'll send you some picts.

poboy_aj 63M

7/16/2006 7:30 pm

We should meet my dear ... I am from NOLA on the westbank ... and would love to cum in your .... and to see you cum and cum and cum ...

Hotnsexy24xxx 34M

7/21/2006 3:20 am

Damn girl! your full of it, you could just walk out your front door and get some, im sure

cobra70118 105M

7/24/2006 6:18 am

hey neighbor... I know the feeling!! lmao

welcome to blogland NOLA stylee

DoctorBooty 35M  
5756 posts
8/4/2006 10:35 pm

ohh, landing strips are my favorite

jack868 48M

8/27/2006 12:07 pm

Hey TeenFuck:
I wished I lived a whole lot closer to you I live in VA. If I lived closer I would have made you CUM like a river. If you can read my profile and email and tell me what you think.

allnite81974 42M
1 post
9/20/2006 6:36 am

hook up with me im 32 yrs old and none stop hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

rm_rusty200622 32M
1 post
10/5/2006 1:59 pm

let someone like me know that before u start masturbating

ComeGetMe1988 28M
1 post
11/30/2006 6:53 pm

was up you can give me a call i stay in harvey

rm_chickylove1 31M

3/9/2007 11:49 am

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69_oh_so_fine 43M

3/18/2007 1:06 pm

Love the landing strip! Would love to see a pic!

rm_stretchy0 51M
1 post
7/18/2007 12:19 pm

shit,wish i lived in new orleans,there r no girls like u in uk!!!5

duster4u2 66M
4 posts
11/4/2007 7:41 pm

I used to visit New Orleans 4 or five times a year. If I had kept up te tradition, you would not have been alone. N.O. women are the best. Duster4u2

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