The SENSUAL STEVE  

TechSteve 49M
1222 posts
8/4/2006 8:53 am

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8/12/2006 6:44 pm

The SENSUAL STEVE

1 Would you kiss my ass ?

2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ?

3 Describe me using your hands and feet ?

4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ?

5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ?

6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ?

7 Would you consider cleaning my toilet with your hands and tongue ?

8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ?

9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog.

10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence.

Steve


phoenix639 49F

8/4/2006 9:38 am

Wonderful variation.

Made me laugh.

1 Would you kiss my ass ?prefer not to say

2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? prefer not to say

3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? hgiagvbvivh vhg ffits hard typing with your feet

4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? prefer not to say

5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ?ooooh now youre talking...defo a tool. Are sharp edges banned?

6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ?definately prefer not to say

7 Would you consider me to be good enough to clean your toilet with my hands and tongue ? never, i dont know where youve been

8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ? couldnt insult an animal like that

9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. goddam right i will

10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. roflmao...oh theres a few id like to but wont.

All said with tongue in cheek!!!


2daycowboywanted 45F

8/4/2006 9:38 am

Who keeps coming up with all these crazy questions?!

Until later
2daycowboywanted


rm_muffin162 55M
763 posts
8/4/2006 9:47 am

1.No chance

2.I suck at because i have never done it.

3.Greasy.

4.WTF is he doing.[nutter].

5.Pitchfork.

6.Neither of them.

7.Yep you can clean the toilet for me.

8.Rat.

9.Will do it later Stevie boy.

10.Cant, do not no how to link.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
8/4/2006 10:26 am

1 Is it clean?

2 It's bad manners to talk with my mouth full.

3 fdjgrhrb nJNT4OIuj$£^*O1%^*&&*^&

4 Oh, wonderful, fresh out of the shower! *grope grope grope*

5 Bare hands are SO much more intimate.....

6 I'm a left-winger.

7 Yes, but a scrub brush does a better job, so use that instead.

8 Goat

9 You can answer me right here, Goat Boy...

10 [blog AtomicArtist], 'cause he deserves you.



The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


QueenofBitches69 46F

8/4/2006 12:27 pm

1 Would you kiss my ass ? Kiss it? Hell I'll lick it clean for ya!

2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? Yes, and I suck at it cause I just got new teefers!

3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? Lets just say Baby oil!

4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? WOW, all that and a bag of chips!

5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ? Bare hand, I am nice like that!

6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ? I would have to say the right one! While I was down there lickin your ass, the right one deff. looked better!

7 Would you consider me to be good enough to clean your toilet with my hands and tongue ? OOHHH YES!

8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ? The Rooster! But hey I am always thinkin about COCK!

9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. No, I want you to make shit up about me, everyone else does. Get creative!

10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. Crazy_Bitch85


cactusass 55F

8/5/2006 12:33 pm

1/ did you say kiss or kick???
2/ i don't talk with my mouth full, its just rude.
3/ well, kinda flat, stinky, dishpan rough a little bent outta shape and callousy. oh and flashy orange.

4/ damn, do you have 2 belly buttons???
5/ a sandpaper covered bread board
6/ i don't know, i ran away after you answered the door naked.
7/ no, would you bob for apples in mine???
8/ do they have a year of the sloth???
9/ HELL NO!!!
10/ SensuousWoman3

all answers in good fun slothdude!


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 6:45 am

    Quoting phoenix639:
    Wonderful variation.

    Made me laugh.

    1 Would you kiss my ass ?prefer not to say

    2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? prefer not to say

    3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? hgiagvbvivh vhg ffits hard typing with your feet

    4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? prefer not to say

    5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ?ooooh now youre talking...defo a tool. Are sharp edges banned?

    6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ?definately prefer not to say

    7 Would you consider me to be good enough to clean your toilet with my hands and tongue ? never, i dont know where youve been

    8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ? couldnt insult an animal like that

    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. goddam right i will

    10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. roflmao...oh theres a few id like to but wont.

    All said with tongue in cheek!!!
Thanks for the laugh Phoenix.

I like your chinese calendar animal comment.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 6:50 am

    Quoting 2daycowboywanted:
    Who keeps coming up with all these crazy questions?!

    Until later
    2daycowboywanted
ME !!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to be a big fan of satire when I was a kid. I had a big collection of MAD magazines.......some of them are very old and probably rare.

I am known as somebody who dislikes these surveys, but instead of going around and stating that all the time, I decided to have a little fun with it.

I hope the person who wrote the original survey is not insulted in any way.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 6:53 am

    Quoting rm_muffin162:
    1.No chance

    2.I suck at because i have never done it.

    3.Greasy.

    4.WTF is he doing.[nutter].

    5.Pitchfork.

    6.Neither of them.

    7.Yep you can clean the toilet for me.

    8.Rat.

    9.Will do it later Stevie boy.

    10.Cant, do not no how to link.
Pitchfork ?? haha

If you want to link anything, use the tools on the bottom of the response box. (for future reference)

Steve


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 7:04 am

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    1 Is it clean?

    2 It's bad manners to talk with my mouth full.

    3 fdjgrhrb nJNT4OIuj$£^*O1%^*&&*^&

    4 Oh, wonderful, fresh out of the shower! *grope grope grope*

    5 Bare hands are SO much more intimate.....

    6 I'm a left-winger.

    7 Yes, but a scrub brush does a better job, so use that instead.

    8 Goat

    9 You can answer me right here, Goat Boy...

    10 [blog AtomicArtist], 'cause he deserves you.


Is my ass clean ???

My ass gets hosed down every day.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 7:08 am

    Quoting QueenofBitches69:
    1 Would you kiss my ass ? Kiss it? Hell I'll lick it clean for ya!

    2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? Yes, and I suck at it cause I just got new teefers!

    3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? Lets just say Baby oil!

    4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? WOW, all that and a bag of chips!

    5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ? Bare hand, I am nice like that!

    6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ? I would have to say the right one! While I was down there lickin your ass, the right one deff. looked better!

    7 Would you consider me to be good enough to clean your toilet with my hands and tongue ? OOHHH YES!

    8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ? The Rooster! But hey I am always thinkin about COCK!

    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. No, I want you to make shit up about me, everyone else does. Get creative!

    10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. Crazy_Bitch85
These were really funny.

I especially liked the rooster and the cock one.

What did Crazy_Bitch85 do to you ? LOL

Steve


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 7:09 am

I checked it out and I replied to it.

Thanks Dusty.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 7:14 am

    Quoting cactusass:
    1/ did you say kiss or kick???
    2/ i don't talk with my mouth full, its just rude.
    3/ well, kinda flat, stinky, dishpan rough a little bent outta shape and callousy. oh and flashy orange.

    4/ damn, do you have 2 belly buttons???
    5/ a sandpaper covered bread board
    6/ i don't know, i ran away after you answered the door naked.
    7/ no, would you bob for apples in mine???
    8/ do they have a year of the sloth???
    9/ HELL NO!!!
    10/ SensuousWoman3

    all answers in good fun slothdude!
3/ well, kinda flat, stinky, dishpan rough a little bent outta shape and callousy. oh and flashy orange.

This was fun for me too.

Whenever I see these things making the rounds I am going to do it again.

It is a challenge to write satire and I had a blast doing it.

Steve


QueenofBitches69 46F

8/6/2006 2:04 pm

Shes my little Bitchette, What COULD she do to me?


TechSteve 49M

8/6/2006 5:41 pm

I find it neat how you got your co workers involved in this place.

Many people would not even admit they are on this site to anybody.

My family does not know and any workplace I have been in is just aware I do internet dating.

Steve


QueenofBitches69 46F

8/6/2006 10:06 pm

TechSteve-- LOL, everyone I know, knows I am on here. I don't care what people say or think about my online activities, life is too freakin short!


TechSteve 49M

8/7/2006 2:47 pm

    Quoting Pheonix_Dragon:
    1 Would you kiss my ass ? You are amazing!

    2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? Isn't that the whole point?

    3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? A cross between toe jam and thumbs up.

    4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? I'm still recovering my eyesight.

    5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ? Wouldn't you like the whole package?

    6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ? The one facing away from me.

    7 Would you consider cleaning my toilet with your hands and tongue ? Nope.
    8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ? Based on this one post... Cock.

    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. That would be interesting. Is there a deadline? Like in the movie "The Ring".

    10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. Is there a way to list everyone?
I think you are my first "group" to appear in my blog.

Thunder Bay ?

I passed through your city a few times. If I was to settle in Northern Ontario, it would be in your city.

I dont see that ever happening because I dislike cold weather.

Thanks for participating.

Steve


PlaynAgain 54F

8/11/2006 3:17 pm

1 Would you kiss my ass ? Depends on who it is

2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? Was taught not to talk with my mouth full

3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? If I could figure out what you were using them for

4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? What took you so long?

5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ? Tools - don't want to hurt my hand

6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ? The one in the middle?

7 Would you consider cleaning my toilet with your hands and tongue ? No, I make the kids clean the toilets

8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ?

9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. Hmmm...might - if I get stumped on something to blog about.

10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. LOL - don't know anyone on here well enough to risk pissing them off

Steve

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


TechSteve 49M

8/12/2006 6:55 am

    Quoting PlaynAgain:
    1 Would you kiss my ass ? Depends on who it is

    2 Give me a BJ and tell me why you suck at it ? Was taught not to talk with my mouth full

    3 Describe me using your hands and feet ? If I could figure out what you were using them for

    4 What was your first impression of me when I answered the door in the nude ? What took you so long?

    5 If you could give me a dozen whacks on my ass, would you use your bare hands or a tool ? Tools - don't want to hurt my hand

    6 What do you think is my best looking hairy ass cheek ? left or right ? The one in the middle?

    7 Would you consider cleaning my toilet with your hands and tongue ? No, I make the kids clean the toilets

    8 If you could pick one animal in the chinese calendar to describe me, what would it be ?

    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?.....if you say no, I will just make up some answers for you in my blog. Hmmm...might - if I get stumped on something to blog about.

    10 Link somebodys elses blog here. Let someone else suffer with my presence. LOL - don't know anyone on here well enough to risk pissing them off

    Steve
Welcome to my blog.

You wouldnt kiss my ass ??

I kiss all my lady friends asses.

Steve


PlaynAgain 54F

8/12/2006 4:53 pm

Welcome to my blog. Glad to be here!

You wouldnt kiss my ass ?? No, but I'll spank it - and kiss something else.

I kiss all my lady friends asses. I'll take kisses anywhere I can get them

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


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