NO SMOKING THE DRAPES !!!!! asks for serious input to my version of survey  

TechSteve 49M
1222 posts
8/29/2006 6:34 pm

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9/5/2006 6:23 pm

NO SMOKING THE DRAPES !!!!! asks for serious input to my version of survey

1. What would you REALLY think of me if I told you I love you and that I want you to have my children ?

2. Do you think I am as genuine, for example, as the Hitler diaries or the Saskatchewan seal or the deadly Northern Alberta snow snake ?

3. Would you meet me if I offered you 2 dollars ?

4. Do you think a man who has dandruff, a hairy ass, toenails that can leave a woman full of scratches during wild lovemaking and bad BO because he only showers once a month at the community shower, is sexy ?

5. What would like to do to me if I took your favorite sex toy and gave it to the neighborhood mutt to chew on ?

6. Do you think my blog should be printed off and made into airplane vomit bags or into complimentary TP in motels by the hr ?

7. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it ?

The pic displayed on the left is of a woman who is showing off her snowsnake to observers at a party.

Steve


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
8/29/2006 7:01 pm

1. I admire your interest in improving your bloodline, but I'm not interested in inbreeding my kids.

2. As much as a US $3 bill, at least.

3. Raise the ante by 50,000% and I'll see if sparks my interest.

4. EW @ dandruff.

5. Make you wear underwear two sizes too small, for starters.

6. TP, you'll have more readers.

7. Nuh-uh.


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


QueenofBitches69 46F

8/29/2006 10:24 pm

1. What would you REALLY think of me if I told you I love you and that I want you to have my children ? You just wanted a piece of ass, and you don't know me very well, cause I can't have shildren anymore.

2. Do you think I am as genuine, for example, as the Hitler diaries or the Saskatchewan seal or the deadly Northern Alberta snow snake ? Why yes, yes I do

3. Would you meet me if I offered you 2 dollars ? How about a Buck and a Sandwhich?

4. Do you think a man who has dandruff, a hairy ass, toenails that can leave a woman full of scratches during wild lovemaking and bad BO because he only showers once a month at the community shower, is sexy ? I could work with that! LOL

5. What would like to do to me if I took your favorite sex toy and gave it to the neighborhood mutt to chew on ? Well now, then YOU would have to become my new fav. sex toy!

6. Do you think my blog should be printed off and made into airplane vomit bags or into complimentary TP in motels by the hr ? Airplane vomit bag, I do read those!

7. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it ? Not A Chance


EroticaXTC 50F

8/31/2006 5:19 am

1. I would think you're really pulling my leg
2. Quite so, yes.
3. oh LOL, you wouldn't have to bribe me
4. Not even if he's Brad Pitt...after he showers I might look again
5. Pull your recliner out into the yard for the neighborhood mutt to chew on
6. Decisions, decisions...
7. Wouldn't dare


sunshinekzn 58F

9/2/2006 1:02 am

1. You must be superman to impregnate me at this age, but it could be fun trying.

2. Yes I do!

3. It would cost you a lot more than 2 dollars. You would have to pay my ticket to America and back.

4. Not for all the money in the world.

5. If you replaced it with yourself and a few new toy's you may give it away with pleasure.

6. I enjoy your blogs, so print it anywhere where it would be read.

7. You may keep this blog thanks!!!!


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
9/2/2006 9:08 am

1. Since you don't me, I would have to laugh at the second part, but not the first...

2. I have never seen any of these items, so you may be.

3. American or Canadian?

4. He could be... It depends, but I would have to say personal hiegyne usually wins over most other things...

5. Have you arrested for murder - unless he could run away fro t he dog lol

6. Vomit bags - I always wish there was soemthing on them to read...

7. No - why would I repost something so it could be ignored?!?


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
9/2/2006 2:42 pm

1. What would you REALLY think of me if I told you I love you and that I want you to have my children ? Flattered at this age!
2. Do you think I am as genuine, for example, as the Hitler diaries or the Saskatchewan seal or the deadly Northern Alberta snow snake ? Too early to tell. I just returned to Blogland after a bit of a hiatus.

3. Would you meet me if I offered you 2 dollars ? I am no cheap whore!

4. Do you think a man who has dandruff, a hairy ass, toenails that can leave a woman full of scratches during wild lovemaking and bad BO because he only showers once a month at the community shower, is sexy ? He can be directly out of the shower...although I prefer a hairy chest! Maybe I would cut his toenails for him after he gets out of the shower and massage his feet...

5. What would like to do to me if I took your favorite sex toy and gave it to the neighborhood mutt to chew on ? I'd be thinking that you were looking for a new house outside with fido!! lol...

6. Do you think my blog should be printed off and made into airplane vomit bags or into complimentary TP in motels by the hr ? hmmm... thinking... I haven't been able to read much of your blog just yet to know...

7. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it ?


TechSteve 49M

9/5/2006 5:44 pm

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    1. I admire your interest in improving your bloodline, but I'm not interested in inbreeding my kids.

    2. As much as a US $3 bill, at least.

    3. Raise the ante by 50,000% and I'll see if sparks my interest.

    4. EW @ dandruff.

    5. Make you wear underwear two sizes too small, for starters.

    6. TP, you'll have more readers.

    7. Nuh-uh.



You only want......let me think..........$1000.

I calculated it in my head and I just had to check it out using a calculator.

That is all it will cost me. It sounds like a bargain.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

9/5/2006 5:49 pm

    Quoting QueenofBitches69:
    1. What would you REALLY think of me if I told you I love you and that I want you to have my children ? You just wanted a piece of ass, and you don't know me very well, cause I can't have shildren anymore.

    2. Do you think I am as genuine, for example, as the Hitler diaries or the Saskatchewan seal or the deadly Northern Alberta snow snake ? Why yes, yes I do

    3. Would you meet me if I offered you 2 dollars ? How about a Buck and a Sandwhich?

    4. Do you think a man who has dandruff, a hairy ass, toenails that can leave a woman full of scratches during wild lovemaking and bad BO because he only showers once a month at the community shower, is sexy ? I could work with that! LOL

    5. What would like to do to me if I took your favorite sex toy and gave it to the neighborhood mutt to chew on ? Well now, then YOU would have to become my new fav. sex toy!

    6. Do you think my blog should be printed off and made into airplane vomit bags or into complimentary TP in motels by the hr ? Airplane vomit bag, I do read those!

    7. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it ? Not A Chance
I had a vasectomy a few yrs ago. Yes I just want a piece of ass and I will say anything to get it.

A buck and a sandwich ???

I will bargain you down.

3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches ?

Imagine how many women would meet me if I had a few loaves of bread and a bulk jar of jelly and peanut butter.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

9/5/2006 5:52 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    1. I would think you're really pulling my leg
    2. Quite so, yes.
    3. oh LOL, you wouldn't have to bribe me
    4. Not even if he's Brad Pitt...after he showers I might look again
    5. Pull your recliner out into the yard for the neighborhood mutt to chew on
    6. Decisions, decisions...
    7. Wouldn't dare
Seriously, I had a vasectomy yrs ago.

You would meet me for nothing ?

Here is a cracker with some peanut butter on it.

Steve


TechSteve 49M

9/5/2006 6:12 pm

    Quoting sunshinekzn:
    1. You must be superman to impregnate me at this age, but it could be fun trying.

    2. Yes I do!

    3. It would cost you a lot more than 2 dollars. You would have to pay my ticket to America and back.

    4. Not for all the money in the world.

    5. If you replaced it with yourself and a few new toy's you may give it away with pleasure.

    6. I enjoy your blogs, so print it anywhere where it would be read.

    7. You may keep this blog thanks!!!!
So far, I think you would cost me the most to meet.

It would probably be a minimum of a thousand dollars return if not more for a flight.

Would you accept a few sandwiches instead ?

Steve


TechSteve 49M

9/5/2006 6:17 pm

    Quoting rm_iwannatellu:
    1. Since you don't me, I would have to laugh at the second part, but not the first...

    2. I have never seen any of these items, so you may be.

    3. American or Canadian?

    4. He could be... It depends, but I would have to say personal hiegyne usually wins over most other things...

    5. Have you arrested for murder - unless he could run away fro t he dog lol

    6. Vomit bags - I always wish there was soemthing on them to read...

    7. No - why would I repost something so it could be ignored?!?
Two dollars CANADIAN...

Maybe you would settle for a snowsnake sandwich with Saskatchewan Seal fried flippers ?

Steve


TechSteve 49M

9/5/2006 6:23 pm

    Quoting rm_txrose4uNTX:
    1. What would you REALLY think of me if I told you I love you and that I want you to have my children ? Flattered at this age!
    2. Do you think I am as genuine, for example, as the Hitler diaries or the Saskatchewan seal or the deadly Northern Alberta snow snake ? Too early to tell. I just returned to Blogland after a bit of a hiatus.

    3. Would you meet me if I offered you 2 dollars ? I am no cheap whore!

    4. Do you think a man who has dandruff, a hairy ass, toenails that can leave a woman full of scratches during wild lovemaking and bad BO because he only showers once a month at the community shower, is sexy ? He can be directly out of the shower...although I prefer a hairy chest! Maybe I would cut his toenails for him after he gets out of the shower and massage his feet...

    5. What would like to do to me if I took your favorite sex toy and gave it to the neighborhood mutt to chew on ? I'd be thinking that you were looking for a new house outside with fido!! lol...

    6. Do you think my blog should be printed off and made into airplane vomit bags or into complimentary TP in motels by the hr ? hmmm... thinking... I haven't been able to read much of your blog just yet to know...

    7. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it ?
Welcome back to the blogs.

46 ? You are not that old.

I couldnt stand to live in the doghouse. It gets cold out there.

Steve


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