My 50th post.....50 facts about women according to URBAN LEGEND.....my comments to follow  

TechSteve 49M
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7/8/2006 10:56 am

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My 50th post.....50 facts about women according to URBAN LEGEND.....my comments to follow

This is my 50th post and to celebrate it, I decided to post something light.....my comments will be inblue font. I hope to post a 50 male facts at a later time.

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. You havent lived in my house when my ex was around

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. My mother is one of them.....she bought enough toilet paper to supply a 10 day baked bean festival

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. Maybe they didnt fit anymore and they keep them hoping they will again some day

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. I never had a lady ask me if my ass was sore when I was out camping with a bunch of guys would I tell anyone ???

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. I love to talk too

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. I know of males that watch those shows too

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. My ex used to deny me many times, but on this site, there are many men that also have a low libido

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. That is because some ladies will flatten the bug on your nice walls or on your car window.....who needs squished bug guts ??

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. This is true

12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling. Even with call display, they will still rush to answer a phone from a telemarketer selling stuff you do not need.....what is the point of having call display ??

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch. I think many ladies do understand.....they love toys too

14. Women think all beer is the same. I do not drink.....I know ladies that drink beer

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. My experience has been that ladies are more picky about the products they use on their hair.....while some men will wash their hair with dish soap

16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. I am not into spectator sports myself

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. This is sometimes true.....a man can pack his clothes in a fanny pack and a lady needs a 5 piece luggage set

18. Women brush their hair before bed.

19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. A real test would be if I watch how she eats 10 lbs of meat

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling. The porno industry pays men less too.....there are too many of them that think because they have a 9" cock, they can act too.

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?' That is a stereotype.....here is a joke I read somewhere.....A womans goes to get gas for her car at a garage and her car refuses to start.....she phones her best friend who tells her to get it fixed and call her when she is done.....she asks the mechanic for help.....he finds the problem.....it starts.....she asks him how did he fix it ?.....he said there was crap in the carburateur.....so after she drives off she tells her best friend that she has to take a crap in her car regularly.....I fucked up the joke.....oh well

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share. This used to be true.....but I think in some places women and mens rooms are treated the same.....like shitholes

24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. True

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. This is not true.....I love cats.....I prefer them over dogs

26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Yes, I agree with this statement.....women like to talk on the phone a lot longer than the men

27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. They will also put on makeup and shower too

28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Sometimes a shortcut is not really worth taking

29. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards. This is not true in my life.....I am the one who lasts longer

30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' True....they will keep on asking you until you tell them they look awful

31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter.

32. The first naked man women see is 'Ken'.

33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes. On AdultFriendFinder, some men are insecure about their cock.....I do not see too many ladies here who ask constantly if their butt is too large

34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn. I have done that.....depends on what kind of vehicle I am operating

35. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-
language. It is something

36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women. Anyone study Alice in Wonderland ??.....my teachers were into Shakespeare

37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. I do that too......the military calls it "orientating your map".....it is not a bad idea

38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. Yes.....you will get a slap in the head

39. If it is not Valentines Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a
conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

40. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

41. Did I mention that even after a careful and through explaination to the men in their lives, only women will understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'? They can eat on tupperware and dry themselves with paper towel

42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. There are many men that would not serve their country for a day too

43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble) True.....my ex bought all these fuzzy toilet covers and padded seats

44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves. I always lowered the lid. I have been trained well.....it is a respectful thing to do

45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. TRUE.....I read the anecdotal stories.....all from ladies

46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you? I think ladies like a guy with a sense of humour, but not an immature goof

47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay. This man does not 'fake foreplay'.....as some of you know, I am into massaging the ladies and I enjoy it

48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together. True.....I do not dance

49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women. Women like to criticize other ladies

50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!' True.....if they are wearing the same t shirt, they will be embarassed

Steve


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
7/8/2006 4:45 pm

i am amazed i even have breasts i am so NOT an urban woman!

happy 50 Steve!


Virtue Alone Ennobles


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
7/8/2006 5:39 pm

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. gag me!!! i hate shopping unless it is a hardware or video store

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. a good deal on my brands of shampoo i will not pass by..

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. hates buying clothes, but can always scrape something together..

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. i would not give a man the satisfaction!!

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. i learned to ask simple y/n questions..

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. i love silence

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. my ex got me watching them... he still does and i turned victor and nikki off years ago..

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. low libido ex... i crave the PHYSICAL

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. i kill my own bugs

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. i can and do.. mostly for men!

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. i go, do my business and leave..

12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling. i have an answering machine... i have it for a REASON..

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch. i have a boat and a motor..

14. Women think all beer is the same. i used to drink beer, and they are so not the same...

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. guilty! only it is more like 6 of each..

16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. i do understand the neanderthal appeal... i just don't watch sports.. i like home reno shows.. mike holmes is my hero!!

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. my luggage is only 4 pieces..

18. Women brush their hair before bed. men brush mine

19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. i will need to analyze this one

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling. and like over paid prima donna athletes the question we need to answer is WHY?

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple? God and the devil are both considered to be "male" wanna play chicken and egg with this one?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?' Had my ex listened to me when i told him it seemed like the fuel pump filter was clogged we could have saved a lot of money on repairs!! (he was on a trip with his mom, and not me..i later carved a few new assholes at corporate hq about the place that "fixed" it.. and then had my mech. do it right..)

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share. see #11..

24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. there are 437 items in my shower/tub area.. the rest is pretty basic.. i have cleopatra thing..

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. people who dislike cats are very insecure,men in particular

26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. state your business and get off.. unless it is a friend far away and our twice yearly chat.. or a really sexy and funny man....

27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. if i could go to town in my pj's i would..

28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. no sense of adventure!

29. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterward. i give it my all!!

30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' i use my own judgment

31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. persecute men syndrome

32. The first naked man women see is 'Ken'. gumby didn't have clothes

33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes. because the first naked women men see are barbies..

34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn. i am a direct router!

35. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man language. means "something" in both languages

36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women. i was in AinW in high school.. so yeah i did study it.. while skipping eng 11 and everything you never wanted to know about shakespeare..

37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. guilty! too logical for men?

38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. women are too obsessed about appearance

39. If it is not Valentines Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
sounds reasonable to me!!!

40. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'. i have guest towels.. i don't like anyone touching "mine" same with my special mug...

41. Did I mention that even after a careful and through explanation to the men in their lives, only women will understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'? don't forget the trash bags!!

42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. i would not as a man like the draft either.. a cause i can see and believe in i would willingly do my part..

43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys.
i hate fuzzy toilet seat covers

44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves. same policy as farmers gates... leave it as you found it

45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. guilty...

46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you? mature intelligent humour..mmm and tom cruise is an butthead

47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay. here i am steve!!!

48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together. another stupid discrimination.. we should all feel free to express ourselves..

49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. see #3

50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. she must have great taste too!! laugh it off!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


TechSteve 49M

7/8/2006 6:48 pm

Miss Krissy your answers were funny

Thank you for your responding.

Steve


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