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Naked in an Apron  

Tasty_Honey 52F  
977 posts
5/18/2013 6:50 pm
Naked in an Apron



Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. Gotta love William Shakespeare, he knew how to seduce.

Speaking of seduction, and aprons; two items that go together very well depending on the recipe of design which follows. The picture depicts the way to do it. Note to self; completely naked with only an apron while cooking over a hot stove...not so much.

The desired outcome was well received as he walked up behind me and wrapped his hands over my breasts; kneading my erect nipples until I was weak at the knees and the moisture trickled down my inner thighs. That part of the plan worked very well, even though dinner was a bit late. It was the cooking over a hot stove while exposing tender delicate parts of my body which did not work out very well.

Next time it's definitely going to be naked wearing only an apron, while washing dishes. That sounds like more fun. Wet soapy water sliding over my body sounds much more enjoyable than splatters of hot food; or maybe not?


Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan


techsupply33 55M
494 posts
5/18/2013 7:54 pm

Honey,
William did know how to seduce. I agree having apron on while while being naked can't be fun over a hot stove. Its worst when the oven is on and you have to be careful to protect the man parts. Ouch!!!

As for walking up behind you- I would do it in a heart beat. Who cares if dinner was late- much rather have the cook. (goes back to the saying Kiss the Cook).

Now washing dishes naked with a apron- soapy water- WOW!!!! It sure sounds like more fun. Soapy soapy Soapy, washy washy washy. What I suppose to do the dishes. Oh well I have an excuse- I was distracted by a hot woman in a apron while doing dishes.


Tasty_Honey replies on 5/19/2013 1:13 pm:
That's what I'm thinking I should do from now on. Naked with only apron while washing dishes, or maybe I should have clothes on while cooking, clothes off while serving his dinner?

travelguyoh 55M
12329 posts
5/18/2013 10:15 pm

i'm starting to think me and you knew each other in a past life...we think to much alike

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


Tasty_Honey replies on 5/19/2013 1:15 pm:
Haha,great minds do think alike. I do believe that one has been done, and will continue to be done, in more than one household.

_King_Cobb_ 52M
25324 posts
5/19/2013 12:40 am

Soapy is cool! Last weekend I was holed up in a luxury hotel with a giant bathtub so I just HAD to take a "soapy one". Too bad there was no one there to share it with me!


insert exploding bomb image here


Tasty_Honey replies on 5/19/2013 1:16 pm:
In my next life I want to have a giant bathtub that I can play in. I love the old claw feet tubs too, sigh.

citizen4722 58M  
39296 posts
5/19/2013 7:57 am

I definitely think just the apron for washing dishes is the safer option

"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid." - Frank Zappa


Tasty_Honey replies on 5/19/2013 1:16 pm:
It most definitely is the safer option. I didn't think that one out very well.

horny4unow08 62M
78 posts
5/19/2013 5:12 pm

You would look so very sexy and the soap would be fun....


hotmarried2020 47M

5/19/2013 8:10 pm

Hot splatters of anything is good


Tasty_Honey 52F  
1228 posts
5/20/2013 5:43 pm

    Quoting horny4unow08:
    You would look so very sexy and the soap would be fun....
Ha, I agree the soap would be fun.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan


Tasty_Honey 52F  
1228 posts
5/20/2013 5:44 pm

haha, hot splatters could be fun depending on your definition of "hot splatters".

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan


jwr77369 45M  
178 posts
5/20/2013 6:19 pm

taste_honey
Copy and paste ?
On my blog.
After reading your profile I still can't believe you did that.
If that is really you in the apron ?
Ok
Men have two emotions :Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich in your apron.


Tasty_Honey 52F  
1228 posts
5/20/2013 7:49 pm

    Quoting jwr77369:
    taste_honey
    Copy and paste ?
    On my blog.
    After reading your profile I still can't believe you did that.
    If that is really you in the apron ?
    Ok
    Men have two emotions :Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich in your apron.

It's fine to share my blog posts, if that's what you are asking. And yes I did that, tried cooking over a very hot stove while only wearing an apron, and no, that is not me in the picture wearing the apron. Thanks for stopping by...and what kind of sandwich are we talking about here?

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan


Tasty_Honey 52F  
1228 posts
5/23/2013 4:17 pm

    Quoting IKan__2u:


    Apron would be exchanged for a...



    ...Lacy tablecloth beneath us.




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oh lovely!

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan


Steve_Austin1969 51M  
2317 posts
11/26/2014 9:04 am

Ol' Bill knew his way around. Another writer I really enjoy is Blanche Wagstaff. Here is one of my favorites from her.

"Be no longer tender.
Cover me with frenzied kisses, — even as I would drench my body in the cruel torrents of the rain.
Envelop me from throat to ankle in delirium intolerable...."


That last line from her gives wings to my imagination. Delirium intolerable! Wow, not that is poetry.

I avoid frying in the nude or even with a full apron. Just to risky. I do enjoy other kitchen tasks such as baking in the raw or semi-raw. Baking bread with a bare bottom always seems to involve flour hand prints on both cheeks.

My profile, public pictures, videos, and lots more of what rambles around in my head can be found in my blogs. Stop by for a visit and say "Hi" Steve_Austin1969


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