WHO IS THIS baba GUY?  

TantraWorkshop 42G
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11/9/2005 12:46 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

WHO IS THIS baba GUY?

It all began in Austin, Texas quite a few years ago...
Or maybe in the mountains of Eastern Asia over 6000years ago, you be the judge.
So this college guy, majoring in playing poker and partying gets a knock on his door. It's his 21st birthday and he's about to get a nice present. No one can recall the name of the beautiful girl who was at the door but we mostly agree that her name somehow reminded us of ice cream. A sultry blonde, well tanned, (all over we found out later that day)and she had a fantastic story;
This college guy was the 6000yr old reincarnation of the leader of the Cardinal religion of which she was a new member. The elders of the group, Ili(pronouunced Eli)was a wise old guy of about 25, even had a beard. The matriarch was, uh, can't even remember anything about her name, but she had very nice breasts, heavy, hanging low. The elders of the group(in fact no one in the whole religion owned a car) wanted to go camping and commune with nature nude. Well this college guy thought running around nude with this blonde and her friends would be a nice and memorable birthday. So the car was loaded, tent, sleeping bags, pillows, blankets, everything from the fridge and off they go. On the way the blonde, Icecream says to this college guy that his name would be revealed to him and to be open to learning who he had been for 6000 years. Hmmm he thinks, strange but running around naked with this hippy chick, ok, I'll be open. Almost immediately he sees the ALAMO HOTEL sign from the back as they drive by on the way out of town ALAMO spelled from behind is OMAJA or looks damn close(can I say damn?)and this guy says Omaja! out loud and Icecream's face lights up like the morning sun! It IS Him!
He is the ONE! Well, our guy sure got into it, especially when Icecream gave him a big titty squooshy hug and frenched his ear. Icecream then said that that Icecream and Omaja should have ritual sex all weekend long. Omaja is thinking, I don't care if you call it Farfennugen and wear crotchless leiderhozen as long as my Twinkie gets to play with your Winkie. So Omaja sez, I would be honored to have ritual sex with you Icecream. Well Volkswagens are pretty small, especially with long legged passengers in the back and Omaja found that having a hard on for an hour while driving winding country roads caused a myriad of feelings, not all bad.
I won't go into the arrests for public nudity or Ili wiping wth Poison Ivy, but there was alot of intense ritual sex over that three day weekend and it was Omaja's favorite birthday, up to that point(that he could remember, probably had one or two good ones in 6000yrs)
So I guess you're wondering who this baba guy is, I have no idea, sorry.


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