The Single Busy Girl's Fridge  

TammyDHU 45F
969 posts
2/24/2006 11:35 pm

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The Single Busy Girl's Fridge

I am convinced that anyone living single with no children and juggling two careers must have only minimal forms of sustenance that exist in the dwelling in which we find only time enough to sleep and do the occasional load of laundry. Largely we don't worry much about keeping food supplies there.

But once in a blue moon we might decide it might be nice to eat something at two o'clock in the morning for a change. Let's check out that cupboard...

Soup and spaghetti. That is what exists in the cupboard. But then we have a cat too so there would usually be at least one can of tuna in there.

But wait, there may be something in the fridge!!! With great trepidation I dare to open the door.

Sure, there may be a container in there with some milk left but God knows how many days it's been sitting, never barely seeing the light of day. (It's got some great psychedelic rings of varying degrees going on due to nonmovement I think.) And maybe there's a container of leftover mashed potatoes that we haven't touched since we went to dinner at our mom's a week and a half ago. It's sitting right in front of the other container of leftover potatoes that came from the time previously we went to mom's for dinner two weeks beyond this. (We're too scared to even open it up to throw it out...when the happy event comes, it goes...container and all.)

Delving into the second shelf and taking a close look I find an opened can of sauerkraut, half-full and carefully wrapped over with Saran wrap. It's been too long for me to even recall for which event it was originally opened up for. I'm sincerely afraid to touch it.

And what is that god-awful looking thing waaaaay back there???

Oh yes! it's the bread I forgot to throw out last November. My God, look at's green inside and the bag is puffy.

Say how long has that carton with two eggs been sitting in there on the bottom shelf anyway??? I seem to remember a bacon and egg fit here about eight weeks ago...

How long has that half bottle of ketchup been sitting in that door??? Since perhaps 2001???

In the freezer I don't even have an inkling of what could possibly be in there. The frost is thicker than that which still covers the still-unknown and deeply buried corpses that froze in the Ice Age and its contents are completely unintelligible to the naked eye. I am having vague memories of being given a container of blueberries and a couple of burritos in the past year that might be lost somewhere in there. It's gonna take a wrecking crew to be rid of that scene.


Maybe I'll just have a beer, go to bed, and plan on hitting McDonald's for breakfast!

rm_w0lf20015 58M

2/25/2006 1:39 am

Tammy, if you go to McDonald's, u better save a beer to wash it down

corvairguy 65M

2/26/2006 7:05 pm

This sounds more like a teen's dorm rather than a 34 yr old!

naughty9867 49M
2 posts
3/2/2006 3:53 pm

can i look up that dress im hungry for some pussy 972

naughty9867 49M
2 posts
3/2/2006 3:55 pm

can i look up that dress im hungry for some pussy .938

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