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Just between us
Just between us
There are many moments in between the visits of our customers when we can comment with each other on their peculiarities. Since I am employed with my aunt in this endeavour we can simply be ourselves. Many of the new ones we receive are recent victims of last year's H&R gang ; they have now come to us for help...and it's a strange group indeed. These non-quality folks come to us in the last couple weeks. So I've decided to compile a list of statements that maybe we have shared with one another more than once through these last-minute victims in the past week...
"Where the hell ARE they???"
"What was that smell?"
"I hope he's planning to pay us sometime in the next millenium..."
"Why doesn't she learn how to swallow a birth control pill, then???"
"If you think that's bad, you oughta see his brother!"
"Say, he wasn't bad. Does he have a brother?"
"Ya think they'll make it home okay???"
"Obviously, THOSE two need to divorce!"
"Not the sharpest rock in the box, was she?"
"What the hell they think we need all this shit for?"
"Why the hell can't they give us what we told them?"
"What are we, magicians?"
"I wanted to kill her."
"I wanted to choke him."
"I wanted to cry."
"I wanted to drown myself in the toilet."
"If I see this one more time, I'm gonna puke."
"How stupid do they think we are?"
"Does he EVER change his pants, ya think?"
"She don't miss too many meals, does she?"
"Who in the hell would want to go home with something like THAT?"
"He couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel."
I do hope the Lord can forgive me for my mouth at times...
4/9/2006 2:19 am
Did he have a brother ?... |