Women are all the same, men say.  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
3/29/2005 10:28 pm

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Women are all the same, men say.

; Don't imagine you can change a woman, unless it's got a diamond.

; What do you do if your girlfriend walks out the door? Phone her best friend straight away.

; If they have not put a woman on the moon, there's a fucking good reason for it.

; Never let your woman's mind wander - she'll spend the rest of her life trying to get implants.

; Go for the younger women. You might as well, whatever goes wrong for them is going to be your fault anyway.

; Men don't make fools of women, it's a bitch thing.

; Best way to get a woman to do something is to suggest getting a maid.

; Love is blind, so what, so is Stevie Wonder.

; If she asks what sort of books you are interested in, tell her one's with pictures.

; Remember a sense of humour does not mean she has one, never laugh at her.

; All women are created the same, if they didn't have Tits and Pussy we'd throw rocks at them.

Fucken funnier
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Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

rm_WickedFemale 62F
401 posts
3/30/2005 1:45 pm

Words of wisdom from a wise man, oooopppps! wise? Man? The two words just don't seem to go together right!!! ~smiles at you~
Don't ya know that when God made man, She was only joking........

Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
3/30/2005 2:51 pm

For six days God worked creating the earth on the seventh day God created the Rostered Day Off. When God created Man and Woman they were naked. I still think God is a man. lol

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

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