Walk like a Pirate  

Tala4u2 53M  
2089 posts
8/17/2006 6:39 pm

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8/22/2006 8:45 pm

Walk like a Pirate

Finding the best hat is bloody hard work,a plethora of baseball caps is not helping they are not hats!!! This is obviously why I am a grumpy pirate. In between being grumpy in my hat search I am perfecting the appropriate rolling gait to match the hat. With my ship misplaced in the Bermuda Donut this means I am having to improvise. Admittedly a lot of the Pirate walking style comes from strolling the deck riding the oceans waves. Mostly though it comes from being perennially pissed on rum and any other spirit.

Practise makes perfect so I have now put a mast in the middle of the former Wizards Cave so I can get the atmosphere right when drinking rum and practising my Pirate's gait. I have also ripped up all the carpet so I have decking to stomp around on, and anyway the carpet was getting awfully soggy due to rum spillage and my recreation of a cyclone and bringing the sprinkler inside and turning it on.

This was maybe a bit excessive but atmoshpere is important to get Pirating right. Next I will have to get some good Pirating songs to sing in between stomping around and drinking rum. I'll get around to this when everything dries out, did you know that soggy paper is crap to write on? It's kinda like sleeping on the wet spot, a bit annoying but bloody great fun getting it wet in the first place.

Reddbeard


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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expatbrit49 62M

8/19/2006 4:03 am

Arrr Mate ~setting sail with me pervy crew~

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
8/20/2006 2:42 am

well a boat with you and ex-pat should be fun


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LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/20/2006 12:47 pm

...you spilled rum!!

That's 3 days o' swabbing the deck for you mate...


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
8/22/2006 8:40 pm

The Saintly Papy is sure to fullfill the spiritual comfort of the crew of sinners on my ship. LMAO be bloody busy in fact coz we sin 24/7 why stop doing something that we are bloody good at! Being a democratic Pirate ship I am sure that your delectable derierre will be voted at the figure head. It never where we are going to but where the scurvy crew are cumming from LMAO

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
8/22/2006 8:45 pm

Hahahha, get fucked LT I'm Captain Reddbeard, thats mutinous talk coz it's my ship I sentence you to 100 tongue lashings from Saintly Papy and if you don't see the error of your ways then it will be marrooned on an Island with Expats Photo albums with your hands tied behind your back.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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