Two cans of beer into Sunday.  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
5/28/2005 10:18 pm

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Two cans of beer into Sunday.


Two down and the fridge is still under assault, I refuse to stop till the last of these beautiful ice cold nectar receptacles is drained of their juices and I can walk for half an hour in the same spot and travel far away. To another refridgerator that needs to be relieved of its load.
No. Three is about to be Broached.

I have now upgraded to a neoprene can holder which for some reason has stenciled on it "This is my serious beer" I must have stolen it or received it as a gift because I cannot put serious and beer in any plausible context. Thats just bloody ridiculous! Speaking of which I am in shock just been chatting with a performer mate of mine and admitting that I have been well behaved in public while drinking and think that I may have contracted some exotic disease to cause this. To which he told me he got breathalysed for drink driving on the way home from a gig last night and passed, registering no alcohol at all!

This is two people who had to get literally permission to perform in the same venue together because of our extremely social compatability. To the extent that when we were sought out to perform on the same bill because of our behaviour would end up having an entourage of 'concerned friends', partners and minders travel with us for the public's safety. Okay for some reason we are succeding in our careers but the point is, "we only want to have a little fun".

In five weeks time he is back in the state and we will catch up and how pedantic people are we are again not allowed to perform together but girlfriends and friends have TOLD us to start a day away from the public eye in the sleaziest strip venue we can find and they will come and pick us up where ever we end up a day later.

Well we are going to show them a thing or two we are only going to begin in the highest of quality strip joint we can find. How dare they think that we cannnot mingle in quality venues. Hmmmph!!!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/29/2005 9:56 pm

ROFLMAO Tala I have a quality Venue for you lol have you and your mate gate crash my brothers Wedding! you will have a ball with a mass of AJ's heaps of Netballers, and Champagne to waste.....Oh and did I mention my Dad has connections at the CUB????

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/29/2005 9:57 pm

Oh we are going to be at the Botantical Garden on the evening of the twelth

WyvernRose


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/30/2005 7:24 pm

Wyvern I am a very classy Wedding Crasher, and will be in touch with you. Even I would not be so stupid to encourage Stevo to join me at the Botanical Gardens for this one though. We are seriously confined to indoor public entertainments when "socialising" and catching up. Two huge drunken, devious egos and innnocent bystanders and a wedding with copious booze and Netballers. My lawyers cash register is already having orgasms.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/30/2005 7:30 pm

Thankyou for you sincere sympathy Katey. NOT!!! I assure you that there is nothing worse than spending a day knowing the sensations coming from your 'Rock Holder" and "Rock" can only mean that blistering is occurring and the amount of sympathy I was feeeling for myself was huge. No-one on this planet can imagine my relief when I finally garnered up the courage to check the damage last night and there was no damage visible. This morning I made an executive decision when applying my balm to rather have the discomfort in my leg and not risk 'Hot Rocks' again. I am getting smarter. pmsl

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/31/2005 12:09 am

Don't worry Tala you will blend in well with my Uncles not kidding

WyvernRose


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